132 Funny doing quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

  Commentary:
  "Manifesting my inner nepo baby—4 jobs and 0 yachts to show for it! 🛍️🛥️💸 #WhereDidIGoWrong"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

  Commentary:
  "When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, at least we were productive at being unproductive together! 🤷‍♂️😂🍕"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

  Commentary:
  "When I upgrade to that version of life, I'll read the instructions! 📚🤔😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a place where I'll still get lost but with more judgmental stares! 🛒🙃 #CartConfused"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

  Commentary:
  "When in doubt, swap meditation for meditation-ication! 😂💊🧘‍♂️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

  Commentary:
  "Probably writing another hit about how she needs to call her BFF… and yes, that’s you! 😂🎶 #SwiftSquad"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

  Commentary:
  "Tomorrow? Oh, you mean that mythical land where I have my life together? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs plans when you can just wing it and hope for the best, am I right? 😅 #LivingInTheMoment"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Well, it sounds like you nailed the 'doing nothing' part perfectly! Maybe next time try impersonating a more active profession, like a squirrel hoarding nuts 🐿️ or a cat napping in the sun 🐱. Good luck dodging the long arm of the law, my politically inert friend! 🚔"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

  Commentary:
  "Who has time for taxes when there's a snack waiting to be devoured and a room begging to be observed? 🍫👀 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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