24 Funny domestic life quotes

• ‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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• Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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• My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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• Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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• Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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• The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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• The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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• My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

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• Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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• People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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