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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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90 Funny finance quotes

Funny finance quotes 🤑💡 are the perfect remedy for lightening up the dense world of dollars and cents! Whether you’re a penny-pincher or a big spender, these witty one-liners will have you chuckling all the way to the bank 😂. From amusing takes on saving strategies to hilarious insights into market mayhem, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face and maybe even a little extra change in your pocket! 💰

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5 days ago
Share →: Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Commentary:
Looks like I'm about to start my new career as a professional coin juggler 💰🏃‍♂️✨
5 days ago
Share →: “Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

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Living that "dine in designer" lifestyle! 😎🍔👗
5 days ago
Share →: Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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Sounds like my wallet after a shopping spree! 💸💉😂
6 days ago
Share →: Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Commentary:
Living the adult rollercoaster: one minute I'm a financial guru, the next I'm a broke magician making money disappear 🎢💸✨
6 days ago
Share →: No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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Why is retrieving my own money more awkward than accidentally waving back at someone who's not actually waving at me? 🤷‍♂️💸🙈
6 days ago
Share →: The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

Commentary:
And here I am questioning my life choices after buying extra guac 🌯💸😅
7 days ago
Share →: “So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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Turning coupon clipping into fine art 😉👜
7 days ago
Share →: A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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Just imagining brokers shouting "Buy low, swim fast!" on the sperm exchange floor 🤣💸💦
1 week ago
Share →: My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Commentary:
That moment when I'm both the bank and the broke customer 😅💸🤔
1 week ago
Share →: What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Commentary:
When your wallet and your willpower aren’t on speaking terms 😂💸🧠

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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