Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it? Posted on4 hours ago
So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years? Posted on14 hours ago
I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous. Posted on2 days ago
The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes. Posted on2 days ago
“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business. Posted on2 days ago
Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first. Posted on5 days ago