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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

1 week ago

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

2 weeks ago

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

3 weeks ago

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

1 month ago

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

1 month ago

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

1 month ago

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

1 month ago

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

1 month ago

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

1 month ago

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

2 months ago

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

2 months ago

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

2 months ago

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

2 months ago

My love language is being sent money.

3 months ago

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

3 months ago

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

3 months ago

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

3 months ago

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

3 months ago

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

3 months ago