Funny quotes finance

54 Funny finance quotes

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

My love language is being sent money.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I run a parody bank account.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025