61 Funny finance quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Money talks, and also waves goodbye.
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  1 month ago

  View →: There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I need to start hiding my money from myself.
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  2 months ago

  View →: You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.
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  2 months ago

  View →: All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My bank account is also in retrograde.
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  3 months ago

  View →: You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My love language is being sent money.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I run a parody bank account.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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