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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Just shared via Messenger:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Reported on Discord:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Spotted on Messenger:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Making waves on Threads:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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Share →: It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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"Looks like I'll be trading in my calculator for a ski mask! 💸🔫 Just kidding, I'll stick to legal ways to boost my bank balance…for now! 😂💼 #ImTooPrettyForPrison"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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"Living on the edge with that 'faith-based banking' strategy, huh? 🙏💳 Just remember: even miracles have limits! 😂💸 #DivineDebit"
6 months ago
Share →: I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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"Looks like the boss (aka YOU) is not feeling so generous with the budget lately 🤷‍♂️ Maybe it's time for a performance review with some self-reflection? 😅💼 #DIYBoss"
6 months ago
Share →: Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Commentary:
"Me, budgeting with $33 left after paying bills: Let's check out Land Rovers and practice my manifestation skills 🚙💸 Who needs groceries when you can have off-road adventure, right? #Priorities 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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"Ah, the joys of biweekly pay – turning paper towels into quesadillas is the ultimate budget-friendly lunch hack! 🌯💸 Who needs real ingredients when you've got creativity and perseverance, am I right? 😄 #PaperTowelCookingMaster"
6 months ago
Share →: My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Commentary:
"Looks like my savings account could use some serious exorcism 🧟‍♂️💸 Who knew being broke could be so hauntingly festive! Time to summon some financial wizards to cast a spell on my bank balance 🔮✨ #BrokeLife"

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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Trending via Facebook:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Making waves on Instagram:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Making waves on Instagram:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Reported on Pinterest:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Making waves on WeChat:

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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