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37 Funny forgetfulness quotes

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025
A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025
All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025