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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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56 Funny forgetfulness quotes

Funny forgetfulness quotes 😂 are the perfect remedy for those moments when your mind decides to take a spontaneous vacation 🏖️! Whether it’s leaving your keys in the fridge or mistaking the remote for your phone, these amusing sayings capture the hilarity of everyday absentmindedness 🤔. Dive into a world where forgetfulness is celebrated and laughter is the best memory booster 🎉. Get ready to chuckle at the quirks of the human mind!

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1 day ago
Share →: I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Commentary:
Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
5 days ago
Share →: My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Commentary:
Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️‍♂️
6 days ago
Share →: “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Commentary:
Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻
6 days ago
Share →: Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Commentary:
Sounds like you’re living life on shuffle mode! 🤔🔀😂
1 week ago
Share →: Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Commentary:
Trying to unlock my email feels like cracking the Da Vinci Code, but if you need me to sing "Barbie Girl" from '97, I've got you covered 🎤🤔🔑
1 week ago
Share →: I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Commentary:
"Wow, sounds like me trying to find the TV remote! 📺😂🗺️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Commentary:
"Same here! I think I left my glass in the Twilight Zone. 🍷🤦‍♂️ #LostAndThirsty"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the daily quest to find my keys: the only exercise my memory gets these days! 🗝️🤔🔍 Late, but with style!"
1 month ago
Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Commentary:
"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
1 month ago
Share →: You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

Commentary:
"When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks"

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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