77 Funny forgetfulness quotes

• I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

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  6 days ago

  beverage, Christmas, cup, forgetfulness, forgot, holiday, humor, i, max, milk, Pepsi, Pepsi Max, Santa

• Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

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  3 weeks ago

  childhood, everyone, forgetfulness, humor, landline, memory, nostalgia, number, password, people, phone, phone number, recall, shoutout, technology, yesterday

• The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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  4 weeks ago

  best, failing, forgetfulness, gift, having, humor, memory, open, present, presents, self-gift, surprise, time, wrap, yourself

• Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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  1 month ago

  again, chore, done, dryer, forget, forgetfulness, household, household chore, humor, i, just, laundry, pop, procrastination, waiting

• ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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  1 month ago

  2, ADHD, again, appliance, blender, buy, day, even, ever, every, forgetfulness, habit, humor, kitchen, kitchen appliance, never, routine, smoothie, weeks

• I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, door, doubt, everyday, everyday life, feel, forgetfulness, front, front door, hand, humor, i, life, locked, locking, staring, still, sure

• Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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  1 month ago

  50s, aging, forgetfulness, health, help, humor, memory, remember, reminder, supplement, take, today, welcome

• One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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  2 months ago

  ask, conversation, fault, faults, forget, forgetfulness, humor, i, interaction, listen, memory, name, social, social interaction, someone

• No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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  2 months ago

  better, daily, daily life, errands, feeling, forgetfulness, forgot, frustration, funny moment, getting, home, humor, life, mistake, moment, realization, relatable, thing

• I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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  2 months ago

  brain, confusion, everyday, everyday life, forgetfulness, habit, humor, i, joke, learn, life, memory, need, new, old, old habit, remember, room, something, why

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