Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me. Posted on7 hours ago
I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know. Posted on21 hours ago
Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best. Posted on2 days ago
It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten. Posted on2 days ago
Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday. Posted on2 days ago
I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics. Posted on2 days ago
I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down. Posted on3 days ago
I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen. Posted on6 days ago
Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago