83 Funny forgetfulness quotes

• That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

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  15 hours ago

  distraction, focus, forgetfulness, forgot, funny moment, humor, moment, reading, realization, realize, understand, understanding

• Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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  16 hours ago

  adult, being, bottle, daily, daily routine, day, every, forgetfulness, health, humor, i, looking, medication, pill, pill bottle, responsibility, routine, spending, take, wondering

• Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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  18 hours ago

  age, aging, bad, everything, forget, forgetfulness, know, knowledge, memory, old, old age, once, start, time, timing, wisdom

• Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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  1 day ago

  brain, confusion, forgetfulness, forgot, humor, inner, inner voice, love, memory, refuses, reminder, something, thought, voice

• “I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

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  1 day ago

  adult, aging, confusion, forgetfulness, forgetting, humor, i, memory, room, too, walking, why, young, young adult

• I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

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  1 day ago

  computer, experience, forget, forgetfulness, humor, i, incorrect, joke, me, password, rude, rudeness, technology, user, user experience, whenever

• My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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  1 day ago

  90s, ability, distraction, forgetfulness, garage, humor, i, lyric, lyrics, memory, nostalgia, remember, song, song lyric, why

• I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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  1 day ago

  forgetfulness, humor, i, joke, memory, own, party, plan, planning, surprise, surprise party, swear, worse

• How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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  1 day ago

  aging, brain, forgetfulness, humor, memory, nostalgia, number, numbers, phone, phone number, remember, same, used

• And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.

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  1 week ago

  age, daily, daily life, day, every, forgetfulness, forgot, humor, i, just, learned, learning, life, memory, new, old, something, today

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