Funny quotes forgetfulness

39 Funny forgetfulness quotes

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

2 days ago

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

4 weeks ago

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

4 weeks ago

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

4 weeks ago

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

1 month ago

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

1 month ago

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

2 months ago

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

2 months ago

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

2 months ago

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

2 months ago

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

2 months ago

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

2 months ago

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

2 months ago

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

2 months ago

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

2 months ago

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

2 months ago

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

2 months ago

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

2 months ago

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

2 months ago

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

3 months ago

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

3 months ago

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

3 months ago

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

3 months ago

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

3 months ago

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

3 months ago

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

3 months ago

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

3 months ago

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

3 months ago

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

3 months ago

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

3 months ago