125 Funny game quotes

• The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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  after, alley, back, bowling, bowling alley, bumper, embarrassment, except, game, humor, i, knock, me, pin, shame, sit, walk, walk of shame, walking, zero, zero pin

• Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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  apple, apples, beer, beers, couple, dead, drinking, feeding, game, gaming, getting, horse, humor, just, petting, red, Red Dead Redemption, redemption, relaxation, video, video game

• You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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  board, board game, game, humor, irony, jail, luxury, luxury tax, money, Monopoly, old, old game, people, person, rich, rich person, tax, tell, wealth

• I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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  activity, chess, elderly, elderly person, funny observation, game, hard, humor, i, just, love, observation, park, patience, people, person, playing, social, social activity

• The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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  day, every, game, getting, horror, house, i, leaving, only, play, survival

• Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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  block, era, fast, fast pace, game, going, grateful, history, human, human history, humor, life, living, modern, modern life, overwhelmed, pace, Tetris, too, video, video game

• WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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  15-second, ad, culture, fire, game, humor, i, internet, internet culture, legends, raid, Raid Shadow Legends, shadow, unskippable, video, video game, war, watch, weapon, WW3

• Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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  card, card game, family, game, game night, humor, ID, learn, learning, love, night, sarcasm, sure, yes

• Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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  cheat, cheat code, code, codes, difficulty, game, hard, humor, level, parenting, teenager, teenagers, video, video game

• Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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  boy, breakup, contact, contacts, delete, every, game, gone, hangman, humor, letter, name, names, relationship, revenge, time, upset

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