13 Funny gods quotes

• God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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  17 hours ago

  career, destiny, faith, God, gods, humor, job, job search, LinkedIn, me, media, plan, search, social, social media

• The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

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  23 hours ago

  God, gods, harvest, humor, man, me, next, sacrifice, speak, superstition, threat

• Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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  1 day ago

  bodily, bodily function, discomfort, Earth, feeling, function, gods, green, nausea, sickness, throw, throw up, worst, worst feeling

• Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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  2 days ago

  algorithm, gods, hot, humor, i, just, let, media, online, post, revenge, selfie, social, social media, work

• Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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  1 month ago

  addiction, cocaine, drug, gods, humor, money, much, telling, too, wealth

• I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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  2 months ago

  amount, comedy, divine, divine test, faith, financial, financial success, gods, handle, humor, humorous, humorous quote, i, me, money, next, religion, ridiculous, sarcasm, should, success, test, think, wealth

• That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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  2 months ago

  break, cancel, canceled, free, free time, gift, gods, humor, meeting, ping, relief, surprise, time, unexpected

• Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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  2 months ago

  admiration, beauty, best, gods, humor, nature, sunset, woman, women

• God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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  2 months ago

  fate, God, gods, humor, life, me, plan, super, weird

• RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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  2 months ago

  better, death, different, even, everyone, God, gods, hubris, humor, irony, killed, maybe, superiority

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