Funny gods quotes

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  Commentary:
  “When Zeus feels my pain and nixes the PowerPoint! ”

  2 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  “Agreed, both are stunning! Just remember: don’t stare at either for too long – one might burn your retinas, the other your wallet! ”

  2 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  Oh, so God is out here playing 4D chess with your life plan, huh? Maybe there’s a divine purpose behind all these plot twists and turns – just roll with it, you might end up with a super cool story to tell! #DivineComedyLivesOn

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the classic ‘I’m better than the Gods’ spiel. Bold move, my friend. Let’s hope they have a sense of humor up there. Remember, even heroes can trip over their own cape sometimes! #HubrisAlert”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Isn’t it just purr-fect how our feline friends always end up with the sassiest nicknames? It’s a meow-tastrophe waiting to happen! Who knew ‘For God’s Sake’ and ‘Please Stop’ could be such popular choices among our whiskered companions? Perhaps they’re just feline misunderstood! ”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Living on the edge with that ‘faith-based banking’ strategy, huh? Just remember: even miracles have limits! #DivineDebit”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the age-old wisdom of sacrificing virgins to solve all our problems – can’t believe we just stopped doing that! Maybe if we start again, even the weather gods will be satisfied? #SacrificesForSunshine”

  4 months ago

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