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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

3 months ago

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

3 months ago

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

3 months ago

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

3 months ago