13 Funny gods quotes

• Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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  3 weeks ago

  addiction, cocaine, drug, gods, humor, money, much, telling, too, wealth

• I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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  2 months ago

  amount, comedy, divine, divine test, faith, financial, financial success, gods, handle, humor, humorous, humorous quote, i, me, money, next, religion, ridiculous, sarcasm, should, success, test, think, wealth

• That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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  2 months ago

  break, cancel, canceled, free, free time, gift, gods, humor, meeting, ping, relief, surprise, time, unexpected

• Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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  2 months ago

  admiration, beauty, best, gods, humor, nature, sunset, woman, women

• God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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  2 months ago

  fate, God, gods, humor, life, me, plan, super, weird

• RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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  2 months ago

  better, death, different, even, everyone, God, gods, hubris, humor, irony, killed, maybe, superiority

• You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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  2 months ago

  calling, cat, communication, end, expectations, frustration, gods, humor, irony, name, naming, only, pet, spend, stop, think, trying

• I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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  2 months ago

  account, attitude, bank, bank account, card, carefree, carefree attitude, check, even, financial, financial struggle, god’s will, gods, humor, i, just, money, spending, struggle, swipe, swipe card

• Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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  2 months ago

  change, climate, climate change, commentary, courage, everyone, gods, humor, irony, sacrifice, satire, social, social commentary, virgin

• God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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  3 months ago

  career, destiny, faith, God, gods, humor, job, job search, LinkedIn, me, media, plan, search, social, social media

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