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11 Funny gods quotes

Funny gods quotes bring a playful twist to divine wisdom ๐Ÿ˜‡โœจ Whether youโ€™re worshipping laughter or just need a heavenly chuckle, these witty sayings add a spark of humor to ancient myths and legends ๐Ÿ˜‚โšก๏ธ Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your day with a little celestial sass! ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ˜„ Dive into the lighter side of mythology and let the gods make you giggle!

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

Posted on7 days ago7 days ago

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

That โ€œmeeting canceledโ€ ping is a gift from the Gods.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly Godโ€™s best creations.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I donโ€™t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if itโ€™s godโ€™s will, money will be debited.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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