Funny gods quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

  Commentary:
  "When Zeus feels my pain and nixes the PowerPoint! 😂⚡️🙏"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

  Commentary:
  "Agreed, both are stunning! Just remember: don't stare at either for too long – one might burn your retinas, the other your wallet! 😂🌅👩‍🎨💸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so God is out here playing 4D chess with your life plan, huh? 🤯 Maybe there's a divine purpose behind all these plot twists and turns – just roll with it, you might end up with a super cool story to tell! 🙏✨ #DivineComedyLivesOn

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  5 months ago

  Share →: RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I'm better than the Gods' spiel. 🙄 Bold move, my friend. Let's hope they have a sense of humor up there. 💁‍♂️ Remember, even heroes can trip over their own cape sometimes! 🦸‍♂️ #HubrisAlert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it just purr-fect how our feline friends always end up with the sassiest nicknames? 🐱😹 It's a meow-tastrophe waiting to happen! Who knew 'For God's Sake' and 'Please Stop' could be such popular choices among our whiskered companions? Perhaps they're just feline misunderstood! 😸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

  Commentary:
  "Living on the edge with that 'faith-based banking' strategy, huh? 🙏💳 Just remember: even miracles have limits! 😂💸 #DivineDebit"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of sacrificing virgins to solve all our problems – can't believe we just stopped doing that! 🙄 Maybe if we start again, even the weather gods will be satisfied? 😂🌦️ #SacrificesForSunshine"

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