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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

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All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Shared recently on WeChat:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Making waves on Slack:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Making waves on Telegram:

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

Going viral on Instagram:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Trending via Discord:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Spotted on TikTok:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Share →: Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Commentary:
"When you say you're broke but your package tracking says otherwise! 😂📦💸 #SheinNinja"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Commentary:
"Running on 'wishful thinking' time ⏰😴🚀 #AlarmClockFail"
4 weeks ago
Share →: We’ve got a shituation here.

Commentary:
"Looks like it’s time to call in the poo-lice! 🚨💩😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Commentary:
"Is there a return policy on life choices? Asking for a friend. 🤔😂 #FreeWillFails"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Commentary:
"Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Commentary:
"Out of this world and still going unnoticed? 🚀😆 Maybe it's time to phone home and get that hubby a telescope! 🔭👽"
1 month ago
Share →: I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Commentary:
"Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘‍♂️🤣🩲"
1 month ago
Share →: I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Commentary:
"When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"
1 month ago
Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Commentary:
"Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"
1 month ago
Share →: “I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Commentary:
"Just give me a day and I'll start picking out curtains! 😂🏠✈️"

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Trending via Facebook:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Live now on Threads:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

Spotted on X:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Just landed via Threads:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Just landed via Messenger:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Going viral on X:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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I am thick and tired.

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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