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Funny historical quotes

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I didn't know that Rome wasn't built in a day. I wasn't on that job.

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025