34 Funny hobby quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

  Commentary:
  When you realize their Netflix password was the real prize all along 🎬🔑😆

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

  Commentary:
  When you realize your bookshelf has more TBR than books you've actually read 📚🤔 #BookCollectorInDisguise

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you have a black thumb for plants and a mystery novel's worth of skills at the buffet line! 🌱❌📚🥘

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew birdwatching was just a gateway to accepting my inner old person vibes! Time to grab the binoculars and start squawking! 🦜👀😅"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

  Commentary:
  "Turns out collecting rubber ducks and competitive potato peeling are way more fascinating than spreadsheets! 🦆🥔🤣"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

  Commentary:
  "Props to all the laundry basket and dish warriors who thought, 'Why not add dirt and plants to the mix?' 🌿🧺🍽️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My favorite hobby is withering away.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of disappearing like a forgotten avocado at the back of the fridge! 🥑⏳😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the noble art of doomscrolling — where finding new ways to stress out is practically a competitive sport. 🎯📱 Who needs hobbies that relax when you can master the fine craft of scrolling through chaos? 😅💥 Remember, folks: it's all about keeping that heart rate up and your screen time even higher! 🧠📈 #AnxietyAficionado

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the thrill of the elevator door dance! The perfect blend of strategy, speed, and a dash of mischief. 🕺💨 Who knew such a mundane task could become a competitive sport? Just remember, timing is key, and victory tastes sweeter with an empty elevator ride! 😄🚪 #ElevatorGames"

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