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1 month ago
Share →: My favorite hobby is withering away.

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"Ah, the art of disappearing like a forgotten avocado at the back of the fridge! 🥑⏳😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"
2 months ago
Share →: Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Ah, the noble art of doomscrolling — where finding new ways to stress out is practically a competitive sport. 🎯📱 Who needs hobbies that relax when you can master the fine craft of scrolling through chaos? 😅💥 Remember, folks: it's all about keeping that heart rate up and your screen time even higher! 🧠📈 #AnxietyAficionado
2 months ago
Share →: My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of the elevator door dance! The perfect blend of strategy, speed, and a dash of mischief. 🕺💨 Who knew such a mundane task could become a competitive sport? Just remember, timing is key, and victory tastes sweeter with an empty elevator ride! 😄🚪 #ElevatorGames"
4 months ago
Share →: Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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Ah, the versatile hobby of fake smiling – a true masterpiece in the art of social interactions 😬🤐 Nothing like perfecting that "I'm totally listening" expression while mentally drafting your grocery list or plotting your escape route 🏃‍♂️💭 It's all about striking that delicate balance between looking engaged and suppressing the urge to scream internally 😂 #MasterOfDisguise #SocialSurvivalSkills
4 months ago
Share →: I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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"Maybe take up bird watching – the only expense there is binoculars, and even those you can probably find a good deal on with a quick search online. Plus, birds won't judge you for having a budget!"
4 months ago
Share →: For the record, I use a turntable.

Commentary:
"Oh, you still use a turntable? Bringing back the retro vibes, I see! 🎶🕺 Old school cool or just avoiding the skip button – the world may never know! 🔄💿 #VinylIsFinal"
5 months ago
Share →: Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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Ah, the exquisite art of productive idleness! 🤹‍♂️ Embracing the Zen master within while also mastering the skill of couch potato-ing. 🥔💤 Who knew that the most fulfilling hobby could be found in the magnificent abyss of nothingness? Time well spent doing… nothing! 🌟 #MasterOfInaction
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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"Who needs sports cars when you can get your adrenaline rush from spotting a rare blue-footed booby? 🐦👀 The only speeding this person is doing now is to catch sight of the elusive toucan! 🚗🕊️ #BirdLover #MidlifeBirding"
5 months ago
Share →: Is losing your mind a hobby?

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"Is losing your mind a hobby? 🤪 Well, if it is, then I must say some people are definitely turning pro at it! 😂 Just remember, if you're losing your mind, make sure you have a good map to find your way back! 🗺️"