Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom. Posted on1 week ago
It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with. Posted on1 week ago
Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies. Posted on1 week ago
Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place. Posted on2 weeks ago
Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies? Posted on2 weeks ago
As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding. Posted on2 weeks ago
The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives). Posted on2 weeks ago
I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable. Posted on2 weeks ago