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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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Trending via Discord:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Spotted on Pinterest:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Just landed via Instagram:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

Live now on Snapchat:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Going viral on Slack:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Trending via Slack:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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55 Funny hobby quotes

Funny hobby quotes 🎨🎣 are like little bursts of joy that tickle your funny bone while celebrating what you love to do! Whether you’re an amateur artist, a weekend gardener, or a knitting ninja 🧶, these witty quips add a dash of humor to your passion projects. Perfect for sharing with fellow hobbyists or just brightening your own day, dive into a world where laughter and leisure come together in perfect harmony 😂!

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“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

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anxiety, hobby, humor, panicking, stress
It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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1 month ago

dark, dark room, feeling, feeling insane, focus, health, hobby, humor, indoor, indoor hobby, insane, lying, lying down, mental, mental health, perfect, perfect time, relaxation, room, self-care, time, year
Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

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1 month ago

adult, crush, dating, embarrassing, embarrassment, forging, having, hobby, humor, learn, literally, maturity, old, self-improvement, sword, sword forging, too
Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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aspiration, fitness, focus, going, hobby, humor, i, lottery, money, museum, need, win, working, workout
What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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beginner, beginner hobby, being, getting, getting started, happiness, happy, hobby, humor, just, question, self-improvement, someone, started
My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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1 month ago

deprivation, doing, hobby, hours, humor, insomnia, laziness, nothing, procrastination, saying, sleep, sleep deprivation, staying, staying up, three, tired
“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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2 months ago

afford, conversation, finance, hobby, humor, i, joke, money, oh, poverty
Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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2 months ago

car, collection, hobby, hot, Hot Wheels, humor, i, over, playful, toy, visit, wheels
My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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2 months ago

background, background noise, entertainment, hobby, humor, i, multitasking, noise, phone, scroll, scrolling, TV, using, while
Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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2 months ago

6th, 6th grade, ask, back, grade, hobby, humor, i, interest, life, lost, me, please, sarcasm, teenage, teenage years, year’s

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23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

11 shares on X this month:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

67 shares on Slack this month:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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Just landed via Slack:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

Going viral on Slack:

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

Just landed via Messenger:

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

Just landed via Twitch:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Trending via TikTok:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Going viral on Threads:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Broadcasted on X:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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