59 Funny hobby quotes

• As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

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  5 days ago

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• James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

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  6 days ago

  bond, businessman, destroying, destruction, Earth, happiness, happy, hobby, james, James Bond, life, money, threat, world

• Been getting really into nothing.

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  6 days ago

  getting, hobby, humor, laziness, nothing, procrastination

• In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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  6 days ago

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• “Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

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  6 days ago

  anxiety, hobby, humor, panicking, stress

• It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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  6 days ago

  dark, dark room, feeling, feeling insane, focus, health, hobby, humor, indoor, indoor hobby, insane, lying, lying down, mental, mental health, perfect, perfect time, relaxation, room, self-care, time, year

• Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

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  6 days ago

  adult, crush, dating, embarrassing, embarrassment, forging, having, hobby, humor, learn, literally, maturity, old, self-improvement, sword, sword forging, too

• Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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  6 days ago

  aspiration, fitness, focus, going, hobby, humor, i, lottery, money, museum, need, win, working, workout

• What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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  6 days ago

  beginner, beginner hobby, being, getting, getting started, happiness, happy, hobby, humor, just, question, self-improvement, someone, started

• My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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  6 days ago

  deprivation, doing, hobby, hours, humor, insomnia, laziness, nothing, procrastination, saying, sleep, sleep deprivation, staying, staying up, three, tired

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