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24 Funny hobby quotes

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025
I need to find hobbies that don't include my debit card.

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
For the record, I use a turntable.

For the record, I use a turntable.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025
Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Is losing your mind a hobby?

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025