13 Funny horrible quotes

• We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

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  2 weeks ago

  another, breaking, breaking news, coverage, horrible, humor, interrupt, interruption, news, sarcasm, story

• Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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  2 months ago

  always, delay, horrible, humor, i, laziness, management, mean, nothing, plus, procrastination, productivity, something, thing, time, time management, today, tomorrow

• Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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  2 months ago

  being, communication, energy, ever, friend, friendship, guilt, horrible, i, interaction, introvert, live, message, open, procrastination, reply, social, social interaction, text, text message, think, three, weeks

• I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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  2 months ago

  always, horrible, horrible stalker, humor, ID, joke, late, procrastination, stalker

• Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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  2 months ago

  back, comedy, critique, damage, forget, horrible, humor, joke, last, people, polio, political, political critique, political joke, political satire, satire, socialism, time

• I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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  2 months ago

  cooking, crockpot, eat, horrible, humor, kitchen, love, new, wait

• I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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  2 months ago

  before, happening, horrible, horrible things, humor, i, irony, peaceful, sarcasm, sleep, things, tired, today, try, world

• Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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  2 months ago

  advice, choices, exactly, horrible, humor, irony, life, motivation, perspective, self-reflection, should, where, worry

• This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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  2 months ago

  being, commentary, decent, decent human, existential, existential humor, history, horrible, horrible time, human, humor, irony, social, social commentary, time

• I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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  2 months ago

  assume, day, horrible, humor, i, morning, morning routine, optimism, perspective, routine, start

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