Funny horrible quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magic of the crockpot – turning bad cooking into a gourmet slow-cooked masterpiece! Who knew procrastination could taste so good?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic bedtime routine of checking the news and losing all hope before hitting the hay. 🌍😴 Keep calm and carry on…if you can manage to sleep after scrolling through the chaos! 💤😅

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

  Commentary:
  "Don't fret, you're right on track in life! Just remember, it's all part of the grand plan of horrible choices 😅🤦‍♂️ #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

  Commentary:
  "Living in a world where kindness is considered a superpower! 🦸‍♂️ Who knew that being a decent human being would require so much courage and resilience? 💪 Keep spreading those good vibes in this chaotic era, you're our beacon of hope! 🌟 #DecencyRevolution"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

  Commentary:
  "Starting the day with low expectations is a bold move, like playing the 'worst-case scenario' game on expert mode! 🙈 But hey, at least you can only go up from there, right? Maybe today will surprise you with a sprinkle of unicorns and rainbows! 🌈🦄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

  Commentary:
  "Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but maybe some brains just need a little rinse cycle! 🧠💦 After all, a clean mind is a terrible thing to waste! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

  Commentary:
  "Thinking before speaking? That's so last season, darling! 🤔❌ Live life on the edge and let those unfiltered thoughts fly! 😂💬 Who has time for censoring when you can be your fabulous self? 💁‍♀️💃 #NoFilterNeeded"

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