69 Funny humor quote quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

  Commentary:
  "Because sometimes student loans double as therapy bills! 🎓😂 #EmotionalSupportTuition"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

  Commentary:
  "Finally committing to a lifelong relationship… with my couch! 🛋️💔😂 #LoveAtFirstSit"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Does your blood pump that way just for me?

  Commentary:
  "Of course! My heart's a DJ, and it's playing your theme song! 🎶❤️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, that's one way to RSVP 'Yes' with confidence! 🚀💍😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

  Commentary:
  "When the real enemy is the man in the mirror 😂🤦‍♂️ #TeamSelfSabotage" 💥🔄

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  1 month ago

  Share →: College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

  Commentary:
  "College: where the ultimate survival kit is a charged laptop and a hydrated student! 💻💦 #WaterBottleWarriors"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

  Commentary:
  "When adulting hits you so hard, even your inner monologue goes on vacation! 🧠✈️😶"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My favorite hobby is withering away.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of disappearing like a forgotten avocado at the back of the fridge! 🥑⏳😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

  Commentary:
  "When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

  Commentary:
  😂🤣 "Story of my life: Always lost, but I'm having a great time being confused! 🔍🤷‍♂️"

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