3531 Funny i quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

  Commentary:
  "Men: 'I want you!' Me: 'To bring snacks and watch me binge-watch Netflix?' 😅🍿📺 #Priorities"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

  Commentary:
  "Turns out, adulting is just paying bills, doing laundry, and wondering why I was in such a hurry! 🤔🧺💸"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

  Commentary:
  "Time flies when you're contemplating your towel life choices! 🚿🕒😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a book I definitely *won't* put on my shelf. 😂📚 #ReversePsychologyWin"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m running out of people I like.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I need to start a campaign to recruit more likeable humans! 😅🤔 #LimitedSupply #CastingCall"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

  Commentary:
  "Thought I'd left that drama back in 'don't we know better by now?' 🙄😂🎢"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the prestigious Insomniac Overthinker's Club has gained another member! 🎉😴🤔 #OverthinkingChampion"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm on their do-not-en-banh mi list! 🍞🚫😂 #PhoRealTho"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

  Commentary:
  "Are you the worst-case scenario, or just my latest obsession? Either way, you're living rent-free in my head! 🤔😂🧠"

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