12 Funny inappropriate quotes

• Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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  18 hours ago

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• I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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  1 day ago

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• The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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  2 days ago

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• The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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  2 months ago

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• At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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  2 months ago

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• Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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  2 months ago

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• “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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  2 months ago

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• Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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  2 months ago

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• They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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  2 months ago

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• I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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  3 months ago

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