Funny inappropriate quotes

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

"Alcohol and beautiful women" is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Apparently "Spite" is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?"

Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025