Funny inappropriate quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to navigate through the day like a pro at the 'Inappropriate Thoughts Olympics' 🏅. Who knew that suppressing 80% of your inner comedian would be considered a full-time job? 😂 #KeepingItPG #MasterOfRestraint"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs looks when you've got a dark sense of humor to keep people entertained? 😏💀 Embracing the inappropriate side of comedy – like a fine wine, it only gets better with time! 🍷😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like "charming honesty" has its limits when it comes to job interviews! 🍸💃 Guess it's time to swap those weaknesses for something a bit more work-appropriate, like saying you're "too detail-oriented" or "overly passionate about excel spreadsheets." Remember, save the fun stuff for the office holiday party! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that the world's first vaccine was created by Edward Jenner in 1796? He used material from cowpox lesions to protect against smallpox! 🐄💉 Vaccines have since saved millions of lives and are a crucial part of public health. So next time you're at the doctor's office, remember that a little humor can lighten the mood, but it's all about keeping those germs away! 😂✨

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the doctor's office isn't the place for a vaccination-themed party chant? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe save the shots for the bar after the appointment! 🥂💉 #ParentingFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, aiming to be a supreme leader in the Empire doesn't quite align with the company dress code 🌌👔 May the dress regulations be with you! #StormtrooperStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like livening up a funeral with some scandalous support 😏🙊 Who says funerals have to be a somber affair? Adding a sprinkle of awkwardness and confusion sure makes for a memorable event! 🌶️ #BreakingFuneralEtiquette"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

  Commentary:
  When you're trying to stifle a laugh in a serious situation, it's like trying to hold back a sneeze during a silent yoga class 🤭🤣 It's as if the universe decides to throw in some comedic timing at the most inconvenient moments! Quiet zones are basically comedy clubs in disguise 🤫😂 #SuppressingLaughsWithStyle

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

  Commentary:
  "Desperate times call for desperate measures! 🙈 Maybe next time bring a back-scratcher just in case! 😂 #BackScratchEmergency"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

  Commentary:
  "Apparently 'Spite' is not an appropriate answer to 'What motivates you?' 🤣 Maybe save that for 'What keeps you up at night?' or 'What are your favorite hobbies?' 😅"

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