20 Funny job interview quotes

• Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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• Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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  2 months ago

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• Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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• An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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  2 months ago

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• At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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  2 months ago

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• “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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• In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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  2 months ago

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• “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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• Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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  2 months ago

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• Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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  2 months ago

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