15 Funny job interview quotes — Wordgag ツ

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

3 minutes ago3 minutes ago

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

9 hours ago9 hours ago

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

2 months ago2 months ago

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

2 months ago2 months ago

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

4 months ago4 months ago

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

5 months ago5 months ago

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Feb 25, 2025

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

Jan 27, 2025

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Jan 26, 2025

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Jan 26, 2025

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Jan 25, 2025

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Jan 25, 2025

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

Jan 24, 2025

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

Jan 22, 2025