332 Funny job quotes

• Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

  ---

  9 hours ago

  again, application, company, decide, done, got, humor, i, job, job application, job rejection, persistence, post, rejection, same, sarcasm, saw

• Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

  ---

  9 hours ago

  advice, career, dream, dreams, field, follow, future, graduate, human, humans, humor, job, still

• A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

  ---

  10 hours ago

  conversation, humor, interaction, interview, job, job interview, liar, social, social interaction, workplace

• Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

  ---

  10 hours ago

  around, everyone, guide, humor, i, job, joke, just, knowing, knowledge, love, me, need, only, think, tour, tour guide, travel, walking

• I hope this email makes you quit your job.

  ---

  12 hours ago

  email, hope, humor, i, job, message, quit, quitting, work

• My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

  ---

  15 hours ago

  frustration, humor, job, job frustration, morning, morning routine, motivation, myself, quitting, quitting job, routine, self, self-talk, talk, talking, work, work humor

• “What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

  ---

  16 hours ago

  attitude, best, effort, humor, i, job, life, living, work

• Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

  ---

  17 hours ago

  airport, car, caught, company, customer, customer service, frustration, guard, hand, humor, job, me, rental, rental car, rental company, reservation, sarcasm, service, show, sorry, wait, wanted

• Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

  ---

  17 hours ago

  another, career, communication, humor, job, know, one-sided, pursuit, relationship, work

• I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

  ---

  17 hours ago

  activity, adult, adults, break, close, fun, fun activity, i, job, jobs, just, months, need, outside, play, please, relaxation, summer, summer vacation, think, three, tired, vacation

All funny job quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌