Commentary:
"Career advice: Work hard now, so LinkedIn can work harder for you later! 🚀💼 #LinkedInEscapePlan"

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Itβs not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.
Commentary:
"Who knew cauliflower could be so controversial? 🤔🍪 Report them for crimes against cookies! 😂 #CauliflowerGate"
Commentary:
"Imagine getting paid to do what we do best during morning meetings 💤💸 Now that's the kind of job that literally puts the 'dream' in 'dream job'! 😂"
Commentary:
"Why work for a living when you can win the lottery and live your best life? 🤑💸 #Goals"
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's having a 'case of the Mondays'! 🤷♂️🖥️ Don't worry, I'm pretty sure the password is 'password123' and as for your job… just press random buttons and hope for the best! 😂 #MondayStruggles"
Commentary:
"May your love life be booming and your job secure in 2022! 🥂 Here's to a year of passion without pink slips! 🕺💼 #Priorities"
Commentary:
"Who needs casual hookups when you can secure a job instead? 😂👔 Let's just hope this 'Friendship with Benefits' doesn't come with awkward performance reviews! 🤞💼 #NetworkingStrategy"
Commentary:
Looks like your workplace needed a "Caution: Falling in Love Zone" sign! 😂💔 Who knew your charm was a workplace hazard! #HeartbreakerOnDuty
Commentary:
"Who knew that a chair could have a case of the Mondays 😆🪑 At least it's job security for the furniture! #LazyChair #LaundryLife"