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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.
The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.
Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.
Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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1 month ago
Share →: Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Commentary:
😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃‍♂️💼💔"
1 month ago
Share →: Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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"Finally putting my degree in Couch-ology to good use! 🛋️📚😎"
1 month ago
Share →: Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Commentary:
“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”
1 month ago
Share →: We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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"Trying to hold down a job while the universe spins like a blender in the rinse cycle! 🌪️🍹 #CosmicJobFair"
1 month ago
Share →: Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll just keep my untalented self on the apology tour! 🎤🚀😅 #OopsDidItAgain"
1 month ago
Share →: Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Commentary:
"Career change: from office worker to full-time 'yes, dear' consultant! 🤔💕😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Commentary:
"Finally found my dream job: full-time summer enthusiast! 😎☀️🍹 #CareerGoals"
1 month ago
Share →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Commentary:
😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Commentary:
"Some people are just tirelessly dedicated to their craft! 🤦‍♂️🙄 #FullTimeAsshole"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Commentary:
"Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑‍💻📄"