17 Funny jobs quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a steady job when you can have a president who promises NO jobs? 🤷‍♂️ Unemployment is the new retirement plan! 💼💸 #JoblessAndHappy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

  Commentary:
  "No worries, better late than unemployed, right? 😂 Here's to multitasking at its finest! 🕒💼 #JobHuntingPro"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the mythical sitcom job where you work for 5 minutes a day and somehow afford a sprawling NYC apartment 🏙️. If only life imitated TV more often! 📺💸 #LivingTheDream"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

  Commentary:
  Well, if AI starts showing up drunk on Fridays and hitting on your coworkers, at least we can finally say that machines are starting to embrace the 'work hard, play hard' motto 🍻🤖🔥 Just imagine the awkward HR meetings with a robot giving excuses like, "I swear, I thought they were into my efficient algorithms!" 😂 #AIinHR

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

  Commentary:
  "Applying for jobs is like getting dolled up for a blind date with a mysterious stranger who promises to be your dream partner! 🎭💼 You're all smiles and enthusiasm, hoping for a wonderful connection – but let's be real, sometimes you end up with a total mismatch! 😅🤝 #JobHuntDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Catch-22 of job applications – it's like trying to choose your favorite ice cream flavor without ever tasting them 🍦😂 But hey, who knows, maybe you'll end up falling head over heels for a company you didn't even know existed! Life's full of surprises, after all. Just keep those cover letters sincere and the interview smiles genuine – you never know what magic could happen! ✨🤝 #JobSearchChronicles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

  Commentary:
  Looks like these scammers are just phoning it in 📧🤖 Who knew artificial intelligence was not only better at doing our laundry but also at scamming us? Watch out for those robot scammers, they might be the next big thing in the world of cyber security! 🤖🔒

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