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"Ah, the eternal mystery of buying snacks for everyone except yourself! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ซ Maybe it's just the Snickers' way of ensuring your love is always satisfied…or maybe it's just pure chocolatey selfishness! ๐ #MomLife"
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- According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.
- Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.
- My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to itโs normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.
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Well, that's one way to maintain personal space! ๐๐คฌ It's like a modern-day version of a "keep out" sign. Just sprinkle a few choice words and voilร , instant privacy! Just remember, kids might be gone, but adults might find you oddly entertaining. ๐ -
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"Ah, the universal truth of parenting: if it ain't broken, that just means the kids haven't gotten their adorable little hands on it yet! ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐คก #ParentingProblems #KidsWillBeKids" -
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Ah, the good ol' days of spreading rumors like the town crier of misinformation! ๐ฃ๏ธ๐คฅ Kids today have it so simple with just a few clicks to spread rumors faster than wildfire. ๐ฅ Let's hope they also inherit the responsibility to fact-check before hitting that share button! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ #ThrowbackThursday #TechyTimes -
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"Parenting tip: if you can't win an argument with your kids, just overwhelm them with the power of your vacuum cleaner! ๐งน๐บ Who needs words when you have the ultimate cleaning weapon at your disposal? ๐ #ParentingHacks" -
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Oh, the audacity of kids and their toothpaste art ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ฆท It's like they see a mirror as a blank canvas just begging for some minty fresh dรฉcor! ๐ผ๏ธ๐ #ParentingLife -
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"Trying to decipher today's slang is like trying to solve a cryptic puzzle designed by aliens ๐ฝ. You're not alone in feeling lost in this linguistic maze! It's a wild ride in the world of Gen Z lingo ๐คฏ๐ค #LostInTranslation" -
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"Teaching life lessons one board game at a time! ๐ฒ๐ธ Who knew Monopoly could be so educational? ๐ #ParentingWin #MoneyMatters" -
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Oh, the thrill of sibling rivalry and the sprinting skills developed during ad breaks – lost on the Netflix generation! ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ They'll never understand the heart-pounding excitement of dodging furniture on a mission to claim your spot in front of the TV before the show resumes. A unique form of childhood cardio that deserves a comeback! ๐บ๐๏ธ #ThrowbackTVMoments
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- Be nice to your childrenโs teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.
- I donโt understand people who donโt have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when youโre late.
- Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when theyโre out front and freak them out.
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