18 Funny lack quotes

• Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

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  3 weeks ago

  anger, every, frustration, humor, lack, lack of sex, little, mad, mood, mood swings, reason, relationship, sex, swings, thing

• There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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  3 weeks ago

  beautiful, being, celibacy, dating, due, existence, forced, frustration, horny, humor, lack, life, living, man, me, men, modern, modern life, woman, women, world, worthy, worthy man

• I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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  3 weeks ago

  birth, date, date of birth, exactly, health, hear, humor, i, information, just, lack, line, love, me, name, personal, personal information, pharmacy, pharmacy line, privacy, public, shouting, standing, world, wrong

• My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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  3 weeks ago

  brain, brain tumor, dehydration, due, favorite, game, guess, headache, health, health humor, humor, joke, lack, lack of sleep, malnutrition, medical, medical joke, migraine, poor, poor position, position, sleep, stress, tumor

• Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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  3 weeks ago

  boredom, first job, humor, job, lack, lack of task, normal, nothing, office, office work, task, work, working, workplace, workplace humor

• Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

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  3 weeks ago

  battery, beer, beverage, buzz, comparison, dry, dry humor, funny comparison, humor, joke, lack, lack of buzz, nicely, non-alcoholic, non-alcoholic beer, sarcastic, vibrator

• My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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  3 weeks ago

  brain, concern, dehydration, due, favorite, game, guessing, headache, health, health concern, humor, lack, malnutrition, medical, medical humor, migraine, poor, posture, sleep, stress

• I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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  3 weeks ago

  confidence, ego, humor, i, lack, me, playful, sarcasm, self-love, suffering, think, vitamin

• My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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  3 weeks ago

  change, crush, found, humor, i, information, just, lack, lack of information, life, life change, once, perspective, realization, relationships

• The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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  3 weeks ago

  acting, humor, lack, me, Pope, religion, wild

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