Funny lack quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the thrilling world of corporate hide-and-seek! 🤫🕵️‍♂️📎 #MasterOfLookingBusy"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

  Commentary:
  "When you're just here for the fizz, not the 'buzz'! 🍺🔋😄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate game of 'Head-ache-tective!' 🔍🧠😅 Who needs puzzles when your body is a mystery, right? 😂💧🍕💤"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like a serious case of 'me deficiency' 😂🥲 Better start your daily dose of ME ASAP! 😎💊"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

  Commentary:
  "When I found out a crush is just a lack of information, I realized my whole life was basically a WiFi dead zone. 📶❌😅"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is going full 'pope-less' mode 🤪🕺! Watch out, we might have a new Pope-ster in town! 🤣 #PopeProblems"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the woes of adulthood! 😅💸 Who needs love when you can have a bank account that doesn't break your heart? 💔💰 #PrioritiesStraight #MoneyOverEverything

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like HR is in desperate need of a lesson in kindness 🐄 Maybe they need to mooove on from their judgmental ways! 🤣 #empathyfail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle of being surrounded by common sense-challenged individuals 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ It's like trying to explain colors to someone who sees only in black and white! Embrace the chaos with a smile and a splash of sarcasm 😜 #CommonSenseStruggles

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