122 Funny language quotes — Wordgag ツ

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

2 months ago2 months ago

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

2 months ago2 months ago

I must retire to my chambers about this.

2 months ago2 months ago

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

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None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

3 months ago3 months ago

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

3 months ago3 months ago

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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