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60 Funny language quotes

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was pudnished for their actions.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025