The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.