.

10,000+ funny quotes

53 Funny lazy quotes

Funny lazy quotes celebrate the art of taking it easy with a sense of humor! 🛋️😂 From witty remarks about lounging around to playful takes on the joys of doing nothing, these quotes capture the lighter side of embracing your inner couch potato. Enjoy a laugh and revel in the fun of being delightfully lazy! 😄😴

4 weeks ago
View →: Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.
1 month ago
View →: You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.
1 month ago
View →: Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.
2 months ago
View →: No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.
3 months ago
View →: All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.
3 months ago
View →: A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.
3 months ago
View →: I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.
3 months ago
View →: I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
4 months ago
View →: Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.
4 months ago
View →: Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.
4 months ago
View →: During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.
4 months ago
View →: If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.
4 months ago
View →: Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.
4 months ago
View →: If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.
4 months ago
View →: Show dominance by ending the year in bed.
5 months ago
View →: Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.
5 months ago
View →: Nobody rots in bed like I do.
5 months ago
View →: I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.
5 months ago
View →: I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.
5 months ago
View →: I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.
5 months ago
View →: I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.
5 months ago
View →: My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.
5 months ago
View →: All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.
5 months ago
View →: Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.
5 months ago
View →: Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.
5 months ago
View →: I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.
5 months ago
View →: Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.
5 months ago
View →: Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.
5 months ago
View →: If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.
5 months ago
View →: When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

For even more funny lazy quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny lazy quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌