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66 Funny lazy quotes
How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.
Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.
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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.
I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.
Letβs lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.
Some days youβre the quick brown fox and other days youβre the lazy dog.
