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18 Funny likes quotes

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

2 weeks ago

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

1 month ago

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

3 months ago

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

3 months ago

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

3 months ago

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

3 months ago

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

3 months ago

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

3 months ago

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

3 months ago

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

3 months ago

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

3 months ago

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

3 months ago

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

3 months ago

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

3 months ago

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

3 months ago

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

3 months ago

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

3 months ago