My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit. Posted on2 hours ago
Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes. Posted on22 hours ago
Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers. Posted on1 day ago
God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.” Posted on1 day ago
Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow. Posted on3 days ago