114 Funny lot quotes

• I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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  2 months ago

  alone, humor, i, independence, introvert, lot, nothing, personal, personal space, solitude, space

• Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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  2 months ago

  astrophysics, bed, hair, humor, i, know, looking, lot, morning, science, surprise, wake, wake up, wet, wet hair, woke

• Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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  2 months ago

  cool, cool evening, emotional, emotional tension, evening, everyone, humor, interaction, irony, just, lot, man, otherwise, resentment, sarcasm, social, social interaction, tension

• The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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  2 months ago

  am, casual, clothes, comfort, fact, fashion, humor, i, lot, person, personality, self-deprecation, sleep, sleepwear, wardrobe

• I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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  2 months ago

  am, crime, crime show, done, drug, escobar, humor, i, lot, marijuana, motivation, much, Narcos, pablo, Pablo Escobar, productivity, say, show, smoking, someone, weed

• Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, bad, bad idea, excitement, fun, hell, humor, idea, just, lot, mean, rebellious, risk, spontaneity

• I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

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  2 months ago

  communication, humor, lot, online, people, prison

• They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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  2 months ago

  buy, desire, experiment, give, happiness, humor, irony, just, let, lot, me, money, myself, perspective, say, someone, wealth

• Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, everyday, everyday situation, full, home, homes, humor, lot, me, parking, parking lot, people, sarcasm, situation

• It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark humor, death, died, disaster, good, humor, irony, lot, movie, only, people, thing, Titanic

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