17 Funny low quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

  Commentary:
  "Shower beers: the sudsy solution to keep your tears company 🚿🍺😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my camera's doing a better job at witness protection than the FBI! 📷🤦‍♂️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

  Commentary:
  "Imagine getting a surprise 'lick alert' from your AirPods! 🤪👅 Just when you thought they couldn't get any more personalized… Battery low or just feeling extra affectionate? 😂 #AirPodsGoneWild"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crystal ball when your cell phone battery can predict imminent doom with such accuracy? Forget storm clouds or ominous signs – the real sign of impending disaster is that dreaded low battery warning!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

  Commentary:
  ☕️ "I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations – it's like a daily ritual of preparing for disappointment with a side of caffeine kick! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

  Commentary:
  "Let's skip the amateur hour and dive straight into the MENSA-level conspiracy game, shall we? 🧠🕵️‍♂️ Who needs Area 51 when you can have Area 404 – where all the truly ingenious theories go to hide 😏🛸 #ConspiracyTheoryConnoisseur"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

  Commentary:
  "Standing up for myself is hard when I've got low iron – I'm more like a wilted flower than a powerful force 💁‍♀️🌼 #IronDeficiencyStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

  Commentary:
  "Being called a cockroach may not sound glamorous, but hey, those critters are known for surviving just about anything! 🪳💪 Embrace your inner resilience… and maybe don't invite him to any future barbecues, just to be safe. 🍔😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of the modern dating world! 🤔 Who knew 'situationships' could be so complex? Are you playing the commitment dodgeball or rocking the low self-worth tango? Either way, it takes two to tango in the land of blurred lines! 💃🕺"

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