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My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

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It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Just landed via Twitch:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Just landed via Reddit:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Just landed via Reddit:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Going viral on YouTube:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Trending via Instagram:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Making waves on WeChat:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Breaking via Pinterest:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

23 Funny low quotes

Funny low quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when life feels a bit down ⬇️😂. Perfect for turning frowns upside down and sharing laughs with friends 🤣✨. Whether you need a quick pick-me-up or just love clever wordplay, these witty gems will lift your spirits and brighten your day 🌟😜. Get ready to chuckle and embrace the lighter side of feeling low!

New funny low quotes 👇

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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2 months ago

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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2 months ago

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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37 shares on Messenger this month:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

33 shares on X this month:

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

42 shares on X this month:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

58 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

56 shares on Discord this month:

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

Funny Quotes Images

15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Spotted on Messenger:

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

Making waves on YouTube:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Just shared via Messenger:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

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