25 Funny lying quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person is feeling unloved compared to their cat! 😽 Who wouldn't appreciate a face full of kisses and smooshes? Maybe the cat just needs some lessons in affection etiquette. 🐱💋 #catantics"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a museum when you are a masterpiece in the comfort of your own home? 🛋️🎨 Embrace your inner artistry, even if it comes with a side of Netflix and snacks! 🍿✨ #HomeIsWhereTheArtIs"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if we can't figure out a way to sip wine while reclining, at least we can still reach for the stars… just not with a glass in hand 🍷🌙 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of every child: balancing honesty with preserving your parents' peace of mind 🤥👩‍👧‍👦 Just remember, they probably have a sixth sense for detecting fibs! Proceed with caution 😉 #ParentalTruthsAndLies"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don't worry, I'll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals"

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