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"Ah, the classic dilemma of every child: balancing honesty with preserving your parents' peace of mind 🤥👩👧👦 Just remember, they probably have a sixth sense for detecting fibs! Proceed with caution 😉 #ParentalTruthsAndLies"
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- You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.
- Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.
- I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
- I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
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"Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don't worry, I'll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals"
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- Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.
- I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.
- If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.
- Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.
- If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.
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