Funny McDonald’s quotes

Funny McDonald’s quotes serve up a hearty helping of laughs with a side of fries! 🍔😂 From playful takes on fast food cravings to humorous reflections on the golden arches, these quotes are sure to satisfy your funny bone. Enjoy the delicious humor! 😄🍟

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Funny Quotes October 20, 2023

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023