22 Funny McDonald’s quotes

• Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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• Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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• McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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• Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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• Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

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• If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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• “I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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• There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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• McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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• McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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