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13 Funny McDonald’s quotes

Funny McDonald’s quotes serve up a hearty helping of laughs with a side of fries! From playful takes on fast food cravings to humorous reflections on the golden arches, these quotes are sure to satisfy your funny bone. Enjoy the delicious humor!

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

2 weeks ago

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

3 months ago

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

3 months ago

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

3 months ago

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

3 months ago

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

3 months ago

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

3 months ago

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

3 months ago

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

3 months ago

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

3 months ago

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

3 months ago

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

3 months ago

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

3 months ago