16 Funny McDonald’s quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

  Commentary:
  Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

  Commentary:
  "Next, I'm planning a heart-to-heart with my toaster—heard it gives bread-st advice! 🥯🤖😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

  Commentary:
  Ah, nothing says "I love you" like sharing a Big Mac in the glow of fluorescent lighting. Who needs candlelit dinners when you’ve got fries and a side of sweet nothings? 🍟❤️😂 #FastFoodRomance #McLove

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  3 months ago

  Share →: McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

  Commentary:
  "McDonald's just found the secret formula for promoting good health: empty your wallet, not your stomach! 🍔💸 Who knew health could come with a side of financial wellness? 😄🥗 #McDiet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, McDonald's made a grave error! 😱 One Chicken Nugget short, and the world may never be the same again! 🍗💥 Watch out, super-sized vengeance is coming! 😈 #TheGreatNuggetConspiracy

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

  Commentary:
  "5pm on a Friday mood: 'Call me a McDonald's ice-cream machine because I'm not working… just like the machine! 🍦😂 Who else is ready for some chill time?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… 🌊🍟🍔 Who knew the real treasure in the deep sea might be a secret underwater drive-thru? 🤔 Explorers, pack your scuba gear and let's search for that elusive McFish! 🏊‍♂️🔍 Just remember to check for saltwater pickles on your seaweed burger! 🤣 #McOceanDiscovery

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  6 months ago

  Share →: McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

  Commentary:
  Oh, McDonald's and their relentless "anything else" questions – it's like a drive-thru version of the Spanish inquisition! 🍔🍟 Waiting for a McMinute feels like an eternity when you're hungry and just want to dive into those golden arches! ⏳😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if you were told the ice cream machine was broken at McDonald's, you might want to take that as a compliment in disguise! Who knew getting denied ice cream could be a subtle flattery? 🍦😂 #IceCreamDiscrimination"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

  Commentary:
  "McDonald's and Burger King popping up like mushrooms after the rain 🍔🍟 Who knew fast food joints had such stealth construction skills? Maybe they use a 'secret sauce' for building permits! 😂"

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