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15 Funny McDonald’s quotes

Funny McDonald’s quotes serve up a hearty helping of laughs with a side of fries! 🍔😂 From playful takes on fast food cravings to humorous reflections on the golden arches, these quotes are sure to satisfy your funny bone. Enjoy the delicious humor! 😄🍟

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”
McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.
90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.
Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.
I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: “I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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"Next, I'm planning a heart-to-heart with my toaster—heard it gives bread-st advice! 🥯🤖😂"
2 months ago
Share →: There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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Ah, nothing says "I love you" like sharing a Big Mac in the glow of fluorescent lighting. Who needs candlelit dinners when you’ve got fries and a side of sweet nothings? 🍟❤️😂 #FastFoodRomance #McLove
3 months ago
Share →: McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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"McDonald's just found the secret formula for promoting good health: empty your wallet, not your stomach! 🍔💸 Who knew health could come with a side of financial wellness? 😄🥗 #McDiet"
5 months ago
Share →: McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Oh no, McDonald's made a grave error! 😱 One Chicken Nugget short, and the world may never be the same again! 🍗💥 Watch out, super-sized vengeance is coming! 😈 #TheGreatNuggetConspiracy
5 months ago
Share →: 5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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"5pm on a Friday mood: 'Call me a McDonald's ice-cream machine because I'm not working… just like the machine! 🍦😂 Who else is ready for some chill time?"
5 months ago
Share →: 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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Well, well, well… 🌊🍟🍔 Who knew the real treasure in the deep sea might be a secret underwater drive-thru? 🤔 Explorers, pack your scuba gear and let's search for that elusive McFish! 🏊‍♂️🔍 Just remember to check for saltwater pickles on your seaweed burger! 🤣 #McOceanDiscovery
5 months ago
Share →: McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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Oh, McDonald's and their relentless "anything else" questions – it's like a drive-thru version of the Spanish inquisition! 🍔🍟 Waiting for a McMinute feels like an eternity when you're hungry and just want to dive into those golden arches! ⏳😂
5 months ago
Share →: I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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"Well, if you were told the ice cream machine was broken at McDonald's, you might want to take that as a compliment in disguise! Who knew getting denied ice cream could be a subtle flattery? 🍦😂 #IceCreamDiscrimination"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Commentary:
"McDonald's and Burger King popping up like mushrooms after the rain 🍔🍟 Who knew fast food joints had such stealth construction skills? Maybe they use a 'secret sauce' for building permits! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate parent revenge plan: Revenge of the Hangry Parents! 🍔🍟👨‍👧‍👦 Watch out, future adults, your turn to feed the fam is coming! 😂 #PaybackTime"