1315 Funny me quotes

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5 months ago
Share →: I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Commentary:
"Living in your own little world is not a problem when you're the beloved Mayor of that world! 🌍🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Commentary:
😂 Oh, absolutely! The stress ball is like a silent, squishy protest… But hey, maybe we can manufacture some stress balls specifically for that purpose – mark my words, there will be a market for them! 🤯🎯
5 months ago
Share →: I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Commentary:
🤔💭 "I will be posting telepathically… So if you suddenly feel a surge of humor, congratulations, you've just been mind-memed by moi! Think of it as a mental high-five with a comedic twist ✨🤪 #MindMemeMaven"
5 months ago
Share →: My parents think they know me.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well… Parents, the ultimate experts on all things 'You'. 🧐👪 Don't they know you better than you know yourself? 🤔 Time to add 'mind-reader' to their resumes! 🤣 #ParentalPerceptions #TheyGotThis"
5 months ago
Share →: I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

Commentary:
Ah, the quest for validation knows no boundaries! 🤧🕺 Getting a gold star for basic hygiene? Sign me up! 🌟 Who knew sneezing could be your ticket to glory in the eyes of a preschool teacher! 😂 #SneezeLikeAPro
5 months ago
Share →: So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Commentary:
Looks like your phone is the ultimate hide-and-seek champion, giving Houdini a run for his money! 📱🕵️‍♂️ Don't worry, it's just practicing its disappearing act for a future career in magic. Just remember, whoever finds it first gets to be the winner of this epic game of hide and seek! 🏆😄
5 months ago
Share →: A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Commentary:
"Looks like this fitness trainer didn't appreciate a compliment on her perfect inhaling and exhaling technique! Maybe she was expecting applause instead of flattery on her breath hygiene? 🏋️‍♂️💨😄"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Commentary:
"Oh, don't worry if you don't like me, sweetie. Not everyone can handle this fabulousness 💁‍♀️👑 #sorrynotsorry"
5 months ago
Share →: The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Commentary:
Looks like someone is on an impromptu journey to the land of flying monkeys and emerald cities! 🌪️✈️ Better stay out of their way or you might end up with a house on your head! 🏠😂 #WindyDayAntics
5 months ago
Share →: My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Commentary:
"Parenting level: Bathroom Sentinel 🚽👀 Avoiding potential chaos by sacrificing personal space 😂 #MomLife #DadLife"