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Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

3 months ago

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

3 months ago

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

3 months ago

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

3 months ago

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

3 months ago

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

3 months ago

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

3 months ago

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

3 months ago

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

3 months ago

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

3 months ago

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

3 months ago

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

3 months ago

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

3 months ago

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

3 months ago

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

3 months ago

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

3 months ago

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

3 months ago

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

3 months ago

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

3 months ago

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

3 months ago