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Funny money quotes bring a humorous perspective to our relationship with finances! πŸ’ΈπŸ˜‚ From witty takes on budgeting to the quirks of spending, these quotes offer a lighthearted look at the often serious topic of money. Enjoy a laugh as you ponder the ups and downs of financial life! πŸ˜„πŸ€‘

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

3 months ago

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

3 months ago

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

3 months ago

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

3 months ago

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

3 months ago

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

3 months ago

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

3 months ago

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

3 months ago

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

3 months ago

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

3 months ago

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

3 months ago

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

3 months ago

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

3 months ago

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

3 months ago

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

3 months ago

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

3 months ago

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

3 months ago

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

3 months ago

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

3 months ago