254 Funny money quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you got your cardio in! 🏃‍♂️💸 Who knew financial struggles could double as a workout plan? 💪😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a life goal we can all aspire to – reaching a level of wealth where beef jerky prices don't phase us! 💸🥩 Just imagine casually tossing a pack of jerky in your shopping cart without a second thought… Living the dream! 😄 #BeefJerkyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of looking busy without actually doing much. 💼💤 Who needs work when you're too busy planning how to spend your future millions? 💰😂 #RelatableGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

  Commentary:
  "Drinking at home: where the only bartender judging you is your cat 🐱💸 #fiftybuckslighter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'll have to rely on good old hard work and dedication instead of winning the lottery 🤷‍♂️💸 Here's to another week of being fabulously not-rich! 🥳 #HustleHard #MaybeNextTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I can't join you tonight – my mortgage and I are having a cozy Netflix date. Gotta make sure my money feels appreciated! 💰🏠 #HomebodyLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the divine comedy of wealth distribution! 💸🤔 It seems God has a mischievous sense of humor when it comes to choosing who holds the purse strings. Perhaps money is the ultimate test of character! 😉💰

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal mystery of the financial world 🤔💸 It's like they say, money talks, but apparently, it takes its sweet time doing so! 🕰️💰 #MoneyMysteries"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's bills are feeling very complimentary lately – outstanding, indeed! 💸🌟 Paying bills has never been so satisfying! 😄 #LivingLarge #FinanciallyFabulous

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

  Commentary:
  "Just like a crisp $1 bill, this person is single and confident – no change needed! 💵😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got independence and financial stability, am I right? 💁‍♂️ #SingleAndThriving"

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