13 Funny navigation quotes

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  14 hours ago

  Share →: Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

  Commentary:
  That's a quick way to show him who's really in charge! 😂🚖👌

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to escape the internet like 🏃‍♂️💨 but it’s all 'Wait, are you sure you want to dump me?' 😂✌️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

  Commentary:
  "At least my GPS and I have one thing in common—we're both lost! 🚗🔄🤔 #LifeRecalculating"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

  Commentary:
  "Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Grocery store commits 'shelf-shifting'! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate challenge: a parking garage maze vs. a fearless driver! 🚗💨 Enter at your own risk, but beware of the twists and turns. 🔄 Who will emerge victorious: the concrete structure or the indomitable human spirit? 🤔💥 #ParkingGarageWars"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

  Commentary:
  "Google Maps: 'I said LEFT, not a U-TURN!'U0001F602🗺️ #LostAndFound"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

  Commentary:
  🌍 "Google Maps should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Highly addictive. Side effects may include increased reliance on your phone and significant disorientation without it.' 📍📱 Who needs a compass when you have Google Maps to navigate through the modern maze of life?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "you can't miss it" directions – it's like a challenge for those of us with a knack for getting lost 🤷‍♂️🗺️ Who knew getting lost could lead to such amusing adventures! Just remember, if you do happen to find your way back to them, consider giving them some navigational pointers 😉🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, Google Maps, I love living life on the edge, but not THAT close to it! 🚗💨 Better not turn left into chaos, thanks! 🙅‍♂️😂"

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