16 Funny navigation quotes

• Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

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  1 month ago

  accomplishment, brag, driving, found, humor, i, looking, multitasking, music, navigation, place, today, turning

• Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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  2 months ago

  am, boss, command, conversation, driver, driving, humor, i, job, joke, left, love, me, navigation, nobody, own, said, taxi, taxi driver, today, turn

• I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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  2 months ago

  arrow, back, before, choice, decision, experience, hit, humor, i, internet, just, leave, me, navigation, page, said, technology, user, user experience, website

• I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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  2 months ago

  direction, every, GPS, hour, humor, i, joke, life, navigation, recalculation, technology, told

• The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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  2 months ago

  cart, experience, filled, frustration, funny experience, furious, grocery, grocery store, humor, me, moron, navigating, navigation, shopping, shopping cart, slow, slow and furious, store, through

• When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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  2 months ago

  able, aisle, aisles, around, call, confusion, cops, frustration, grocery, grocery store, humor, joke, moves, navigation, police, shopping, should, store

• You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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  2 months ago

  confusion, fear, figure, garage, get out, humor, i, me, navigation, parking, parking garage, scare, wit

• Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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  2 months ago

  frustration, Google, Google Maps, humor, maps, navigation, scream, screaming, should, start, technology, turn, wrong, wrong turn

• Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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  2 months ago

  addicted, addiction, count, disorientation, Google, Google Maps, humor, maps, navigation, phone, phone addiction, screen, screen time, should, technology, technology humor, time

• When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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  2 months ago

  back, confusion, directions, giving, humor, i, irony, just, lost, love, me, miscommunication, miss, navigation, someone, tell, travel, wrong

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