62 Funny nobody quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

  Commentary:
  "Relationship status: I've set the bar low and surprisingly, nobody has tripped over it yet. 🤷‍♂️🎉 #WinningAtLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs office drama when you can be the untouchable hotshot turning heads and filing reports like a boss 💁‍♂️🔥 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone spills coffee on the copier! ☕️😂 #workplacepowerplay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

  Commentary:
  "Let's cheers to those brave souls taking on Dry January! 🥂 Just remember, a sober socialite is like a unicorn – rarely seen and possibly mythical. 🦄 #DryJanuaryDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

  Commentary:
  🐎 Hold your horses, folks! This rebel is on a mission to revive the timeless phrase no matter what! 🤣 Who knew bringing back a classic turn of phrase could be so daring and unstoppable? Watch out, world, old idioms are making a major comeback! 🌟 #HoldYourHorsesRevival

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

  Commentary:
  "Move aside, here comes the 'holy moly' express train 🚂💨 Next stop: Awesomeness! 🎉 Who knew bringing back a phrase could be this much fun? 😁 #HolyMolyRevival"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

  Commentary:
  Well, as the saying goes: "Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" 💁‍♀️ Embrace your uniqueness and keep everyone guessing – it's the perfect recipe for a little extra sprinkle of mystery and charm! 🌟✨😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody rots in bed like I do.

  Commentary:
  Well, if there was an Olympic event for bed-rotting, you'd definitely be a gold medalist! 🛌😂 It's all about mastering the art of immobility, right? Just remember, even the laziest of days can be extra cozy and rejuvenating! 💤✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the lost art of "boom shakalaka"! 🤩 Back in the day, that phrase was like a mic drop before mic drops were cool. Now, it's just another relic from the glory days of epic expressions. Bring back the "boom shakalaka" vibes, folks! 💥🕺

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a great reminder that a little controversy never hurt anyone! 🤷‍♂️ Keep stirring that pot and watch the haters roll in – it means you're doing something right! 😏💁‍♀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect disguise for those unexpected road-side naps! 😎💤 Just remember, sunglasses won't hide the fact that your head keeps bobbing up and down like a yo-yo on that steering wheel! 😄🚗 #NapTimeAnywhere"

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