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Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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Trending via X:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Just landed via X:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Just shared via TikTok:

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

Going bananas on Reddit:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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90 shares on Messenger this month:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

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Hang in there, it gets worse.

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I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Going viral on Facebook:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Spotted on Twitch:

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Making waves on Discord:

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Spotted on Twitch:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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