21 Funny nonsense quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

2 months ago2 months ago

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

2 months ago2 months ago

When did making sense stop making sense?

3 months ago3 months ago

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

3 months ago3 months ago

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

3 months ago3 months ago

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

4 months ago4 months ago

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Mar 18, 2025

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Feb 20, 2025Feb 20, 2025

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Jan 26, 2025

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Jan 25, 2025

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Jan 24, 2025

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Jan 23, 2025

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Jan 22, 2025

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Jan 22, 2025

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Jan 22, 2025