14 Funny nonsense quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

  Commentary:
  "Still waiting patiently over here! 🤔💖 Expecting more top-tier nonsense soon! 😂🎉"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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  Commentary:
  "Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

  Commentary:
  "Bringing my A-game today: Absurdity level 💯! 🤪✨ #LivingTheNonsenseLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

  Commentary:
  "I have a feeling my body is staging a protest against these early mornings – I mean, who can blame it? If I had the choice, I'd choose my cozy bed over adulting any day!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

  Commentary:
  "Being an adult is like being handed a manual written in invisible ink and being expected to navigate life without a GPS… or a clue 🤷‍♂️🔍 #LostInAdulthood"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the classic "exactly" response to utter nonsense – it's the perfect blend of confusion and sass! 🤔🤷‍♂️ Next time someone spouts gibberish, just hit them with a deadpan "exactly" and watch the hilarity unfold. It's like adding a sprinkle of sarcasm to an already bizarre conversation! 😄👏

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

  Commentary:
  "Communication is like a rollercoaster ride with me – buckle up and hold on tight because even I don't know where this sentence is going! 🎢😂 Let's embark on this wild linguistic journey together, discovering the meaning as it unfolds! 🤔🎉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

  Commentary:
  "The world definitely needs to hit pause and take a chill pill before we overload the poor future history teachers with our present shenanigans! 🌍🤯 #HistoryLessonsForDays"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

  Commentary:
  Hmm, sounds like a solid strategy for expanding your vocabulary Scottish-style! 🏴 Just throw in some gibberish with a thick accent and watch the puzzled nods roll in. Who needs a dictionary when you've got a bonnie way with words like "janglers" and "tary bibbit"? 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs groupthink when you've got your own personalized brand of nonsensical brilliance? 🤪🤷‍♂️ Embrace your quirks and let your uniquely goofy opinions shine bright like a diamond… in the most peculiar way possible! 💎😂 #OneOfAKind"

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