Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Commentary:
"Being an adult is like being handed a manual written in invisible ink and being expected to navigate life without a GPS… or a clue 🤷‍♂️🔍 #LostInAdulthood"

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic "exactly" response to utter nonsense – it's the perfect blend of confusion and sass! 🤔🤷‍♂️ Next time someone spouts gibberish, just hit them with a deadpan "exactly" and watch the hilarity unfold. It's like adding a sprinkle of sarcasm to an already bizarre conversation! 😄👏

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Commentary:
"Communication is like a rollercoaster ride with me – buckle up and hold on tight because even I don't know where this sentence is going! 🎢😂 Let's embark on this wild linguistic journey together, discovering the meaning as it unfolds! 🤔🎉"

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Commentary:
"The world definitely needs to hit pause and take a chill pill before we overload the poor future history teachers with our present shenanigans! 🌍🤯 #HistoryLessonsForDays"

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Commentary:
Hmm, sounds like a solid strategy for expanding your vocabulary Scottish-style! 🏴 Just throw in some gibberish with a thick accent and watch the puzzled nods roll in. Who needs a dictionary when you've got a bonnie way with words like "janglers" and "tary bibbit"? 😉

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Commentary:
"Who needs groupthink when you've got your own personalized brand of nonsensical brilliance? 🤪🤷‍♂️ Embrace your quirks and let your uniquely goofy opinions shine bright like a diamond… in the most peculiar way possible! 💎😂 #OneOfAKind"

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people's heads before Twitter came along.

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Commentary:
Isn't it ironic how Twitter turned all the nonsense swirling in our minds into a global circus? 🤪🎪🐦 Just imagine all the random thoughts and hot takes that were trapped in there before – poor brains must have been so overcrowded! Thanks, Twitter, for providing an outlet for our nonsensical banter! 😂 #TwitterHumor

If you're just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you're doing, you're either in love or at the office.

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine line between love and the office! 💔💼 Talking nonsense can be a telltale sign of both – just remember to focus on the important stuff, like whether it's a date night or a board meeting! 😜 #LoveVsWork"

What a lot of people don't understand about mountain climbing is: don't do that!

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Commentary:
"Who knew the secrets of mountain climbing could be so simple? 🏔️ Just remember, folks, the real adventure lies in cozying up with a good book instead! 📚😂 #SafetyFirst"

Can I be speaker? I'm pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Commentary:
"Sure, you can be the speaker! Just remember, the key is to talk a lot without really saying anything… Like a politician on double speed! 🗣️💬😄"