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"9-5 is really 10-2 if you're working remote – where the snooze button becomes your best colleague π΄π» #RemoteWorkLife"
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- Apparently βew noβ is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I donβt want more responsibility at work.
- HR is giving me a hard time because Iβve been starting all my work emails with βDearly Belovedβ.
- That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.
- I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.
- Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.
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πΆββοΈπ¨ "When you're late for work, just remember: walk in like you own the place and blame it on traffic with a poker face. Bonus points if you throw in some dramatic sighs and eye rolls for added effect! Who said being fashionably late couldn't be a comedy show in itself? π #LateButFabulous" -
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π€£ Ah, the classic "intervention" moment by the sweatpants! Looks like it's time to retire from the cozy lounge life and dive back into the world of office attire. Good luck explaining the office dress code to your comfy companions! π©΄π #SweatpantsVsOfficeJob -
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Well, it seems like the key to escaping the office is not a corner office or a fancy title, but simply a fictional child! Who knew that the path to freedom was paved with imaginary offspring? Just make sure your "kid" doesn't accidentally show up at the company picnic, or you'll have some explaining to do! -
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"Who knew adulthood would involve so much effort? I miss the good ol' days of pajamas and cereal for breakfast. Now it's all 'business casual' and 'responsibilities'. Can we just go back to a time when pants were optional?" -
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"Ah, the joys of modern technology – where a simple printing task has the power to turn your day from 'picture-perfect' to 'paper jammed' in a matter of seconds. It's like the universe's way of reminding us that even in the digital age, there's always room for a little chaos and frustration. Who knew a printer could have such a knack for bringing us back down to Earth?" -
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"Who needs a scale when you can measure your self-worth in cupcakes per day instead? Doctor's orders: one cupcake a day keeps the negativity away!" -
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"Always make sure to keep the boss guessing π€π… or at least give the illusion that you're contemplating profound matters instead of just daydreaming about lunch π₯ͺπ. Mastering the art of 'Hmmmm' can take your workplace presence from 'average employee' to 'deep thinker extraordinaire' in no time! π #BossMindGames"
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- Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.
- βAI is coming for your jobs!β Iβd like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.
- All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. Iβm safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.
- 9-5 is really 10-2 if youβre working remote.
- You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.
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