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Funny office quotes bring a touch of humor to the everyday grind of work life! 🏢😂 From witty observations about office dynamics to playful remarks on workplace quirks, these quotes capture the lighter side of the 9-to-5 routine. Enjoy a laugh and make your office days a bit more entertaining! 😄📎

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

3 months ago

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

3 months ago

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

3 months ago

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

3 months ago

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

3 months ago

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

3 months ago

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

3 months ago

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

3 months ago

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

3 months ago

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

3 months ago

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

3 months ago

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

3 months ago

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

3 months ago

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

3 months ago

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

3 months ago

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

3 months ago

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

3 months ago

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

3 months ago

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

3 months ago

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

3 months ago