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Funny parents quotes capture the humor and heart of parenting with a light-hearted touch! πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦πŸ˜‚ From amusing anecdotes about family life to witty observations on the ups and downs of raising kids, these quotes celebrate the joyful and often comical side of being a parent. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in parenting! πŸ˜„β€οΈ

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

3 months ago

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

3 months ago

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

3 months ago

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

3 months ago

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

3 months ago

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

3 months ago

Parents be like β€œwhy aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say β€œyou look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

3 months ago

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

3 months ago

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

3 months ago

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

3 months ago

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

3 months ago

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

3 months ago

Strict parents raise good liars.

3 months ago

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

3 months ago

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

3 months ago

My parents think they know me.

3 months ago

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

3 months ago

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

3 months ago