When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic parent-child fashion struggle! 🤦‍♂️ It seems like matching outfits with questionable choices were the norm back in the day. 🤣 Who knew that shoulder pads and neon colors could bring such fond memories! 🌈 #ThrowbackFashionTrends

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when the greatest threat to our mortality was a stern look from mom or dad 😅👀. Better watch your sass, or you might just find yourself in the graveyard of "talking back to parents!" ⚰️👪

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days when stepping on a Lego was painful but affordable! 💸😂 Maybe we need a 'nostalgia discount' for parents braving the Lego pricing battle today. 💰🧱 #BringBackCheapLegos"

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Commentary:
"Apparently, when life gave this person lemons 🍋, they went ahead and made a whole fruit salad 🥗! Who knew being unacceptable could be a career choice? 😂 #LifeGoals #UnapologeticallyOnPoint"

If you're partying with your cousin and you're asked if you're related, "Our parents are siblings" will cause a lot of confusion.

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Commentary:
🎉 "When you're hitting the dance floor with your cousin and someone questions your family tree, just drop the bombshell: 'Our parents are siblings.' Cue the collective gasps and eyebrow raises! Nothing like a little familial twist to spice up the party conversation. 🤪💃 #CousinCraziness"

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Commentary:
🎬🙈 When watching movies with your parents, the only rating system needed is the "Awkwardness Alert Level." Prepare for those cringe-worthy scenes that make you wish you could disappear into your popcorn bucket! 😳🍿

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Commentary:
"Being a parent means making tough decisions like sacrificing your waistline for the greater good of finishing your kid's ice cream 🍦😂 Who knew love tasted so sweet and melty! #ParentingPerks"

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Commentary:
"Imagine the disappointment at family gatherings when they expected medical advice but got dad jokes instead… 😂 Who needs a stethoscope when you've got punchlines, right? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe laughter is the best medicine after all! 😆"

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Commentary:
"Well, blame it on the stars, not the folks who gave you life! 🌟✨ Looks like Mercury retrograde gets more airtime than family drama these days! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #CosmicExcuses"