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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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I disagree with my politics.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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Live now on Facebook:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Spotted on X:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Going viral on YouTube:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Going bananas on Twitch:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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106 Funny play quotes

Funny play quotes capture the joy, chaos, and downright silliness that comes with letting loose and having fun! 😂🎮 Whether it’s playing games way too competitively, making up rules as you go, or pretending you’re not out of breath after five minutes, these quotes remind us that playtime isn’t just for kids — and it’s always better with a good laugh. So go ahead… press play on the fun! 😆🏀🎲

New funny play quotes 👇

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

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3 weeks ago

67, 69, economic, economic humor, humor, indicator, joke, number, number play, obsession, play, recession, turning
If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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3 weeks ago

both, football, game, humor, joke, Liverpool, lose, madrid, match, play, real, Real Madrid, right, rivalry, soccer, sports, Teams
According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

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3 weeks ago

am, got, humor, i, most, music, play, played, self-reference, Spotify, wrapped, year
Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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4 weeks ago

check, Christmas, Christmas dinner, conservative, conservative relative, dinner, experiment, family, family gathering, gathering, Grindr, humor, noise, notification, notification noise, phone, phone ringer, play, prank, relative, ringer, social, social experiment
When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

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4 weeks ago

20s, advice, binge, entertainment, going, important, play, press, show, Sopranos, The Sopranos, TV, TV Show, twenty, urge
The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

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4 weeks ago

coffee, dangerous, drinking, game, i, most, play, seeing
Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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1 month ago

behavior, dumb, humble, humor, intelligence, interaction, people, personality, play, play dumb, psychology, reveal, self-awareness, smarter, social, social interaction, stay, think, truly
Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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1 month ago

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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1 month ago

board, board game, competition, game, humor, i, Monopoly, personality, play, someone, transformation
Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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2 months ago

bro, entertainment, got, humor, internet, just, phone, play, Pornhub, technology, video, virus, warning

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83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

37 shares on Twitch this month:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

48 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

54 shares on Slack this month:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

60 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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Starting a new life today, bye.

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Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Spotted on YouTube:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Going bananas on X:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

Seen just now on Slack:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Just shared via Messenger:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Just shared via Reddit:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Just shared via Reddit:

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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