112 Funny play quotes

• All the clouds have come out to play today.

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  2 hours ago

  activity, cloud, clouds, fun, outdoor, outdoor activity, play, sky, today, weather

• Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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  5 hours ago

  Alexa, assistant, command, everyone, funny command, humor, joke, me, music, music request, play, played, request, technology, voice, voice assistant

• This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

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  6 hours ago

  being, chair, danger, frustration, humor, pistol, play, political, political humor, presidency, toddler, watching

• I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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  7 hours ago

  absolutely, fall, hear, humor, i, love, music, obsession, play, repetition, song

• Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

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  7 hours ago

  confirmation, digital, digital transaction, funny question, media, money, payment, payment confirmation, play, question, screenshot, social, social media, sure, too, transaction, trust

• To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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  10 hours ago

  bag, basket, bird, birds, bite, bite hand, box, bridge, bridges, burn, burn bridge, cat, egg, eggs, feeds, fire, hand, ice, idiom, inside, kill, let, list, me, play, put, stone, thin, think, to-do, to-do list, walk

• Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

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  15 hours ago

  again, cassette, cassette tape, flip, me, music, over, play, retro, tape

• You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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  16 hours ago

  ever, funny observation, game, gaming, guys, hallucination, hours, humor, long play, observation, play, sound, sounds, start, straight, video, video game

• I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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  17 hours ago

  activity, adult, adults, break, close, fun, fun activity, i, job, jobs, just, months, need, outside, play, please, relaxation, summer, summer vacation, think, three, tired, vacation

• Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

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  19 hours ago

  after, beginner, confusion, frustration, game, gaming, hell, humor, me, play, skipping, tutorial

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