87 Funny play quotes

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  7 hours ago

  Share →: Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

  Commentary:
  I used to win every game of "blow-the-fan-away" with my expert robot voice skills! 🤖🌀😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

  Commentary:
  😂🔍 "When the only diagnosis is 'overthinking'!" 🩺😅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a classic case of "Monopoly Madness"—when a friendly game night turns into a corporate takeover! 🤑🏠😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

  Commentary:
  When even my phone wants to chat about viruses instead of playing the video 🤦‍♂️😂📱🔍

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like my daily quest for coffee, but with less XP. ☕😅🏡

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

  Commentary:
  Count me in! I’ll bring snacks and a flashlight for authentic fort vibes 🏰🌯🔦

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

  Commentary:
  Being a rebel, one trash day at a time! 🗑️😎🦸‍♂️

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

  Commentary:
  "Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

  Commentary:
  "Life hack: Always keep an extra ace up your sleeve… and a good poker face! 🤫🃏😄"

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