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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

1 month ago

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

1 month ago

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

1 month ago

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

1 month ago

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

1 month ago

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

1 month ago

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

2 months ago

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

2 months ago

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

2 months ago

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

3 months ago

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

3 months ago

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

3 months ago

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

3 months ago

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

3 months ago

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

3 months ago

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

3 months ago

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

3 months ago

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

3 months ago

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

3 months ago

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

3 months ago