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93 Funny play quotes

Funny play quotes capture the joy, chaos, and downright silliness that comes with letting loose and having fun! 😂🎮 Whether it’s playing games way too competitively, making up rules as you go, or pretending you’re not out of breath after five minutes, these quotes remind us that playtime isn’t just for kids — and it’s always better with a good laugh. So go ahead… press play on the fun! 😆🏀🎲

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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