22 Funny pressure quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

  Commentary:
  "Why blame peer pressure when I can self-sabotage like a pro? 💪😆"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️‍♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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  Commentary:
  "When your neighbor turns grass-cutting into the ultimate Instagram challenge! 🏆🚜🌿"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

  Commentary:
  🤯 The stress levels go through the roof when the parental request for a pen hits you during their crucial call! It's like the ultimate test of your pen-finding abilities under pressure. 🔍😅 Good luck dodging the relentless quest for the missing pen in those nail-biting moments! 🖊️📞 #ParentalPenPressure

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that mastering the art of relaxation and zen could be so competitive? Watch out, this blood pressure machine might just challenge you to a rematch!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

  Commentary:
  Looks like a routine check-up turns into a family affair 🩺👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Don't mess with the blood pressure machine – it's a group activity now! 😂 #FamilyHealthChecks #TeamEffort

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "When you decline that drink like a boss and suddenly everyone is questioning your life choices! Who knew sobriety could be in such high demand? It's like you just declined a winning lottery ticket! 💰 Cheers to being a party pooper, I mean, responsible adult! 🥤 #LifeChoices"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ultimate betrayal: having to recruit your loved ones into a pyramid scheme and pray they still love you after 😅🔺 Just when you thought family dinners were awkward enough, right?

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a weighted blanket when you've got the weight of the world? 💪🌎 Maybe a nice cup of tea and a nap on a cloud could help lighten that load! ☁️😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the days of being a human dance floor are over! 💃🚫🕺 Don't miss those bullets whizzing by your toes one bit! 😄💥 #DancingWithoutFear

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