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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.
Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.
I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.
At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.
When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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4 weeks ago
Share →: Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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Commentary:
"When your neighbor turns grass-cutting into the ultimate Instagram challenge! 🏆🚜🌿"
3 months ago
Share →: When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Commentary:
🤯 The stress levels go through the roof when the parental request for a pen hits you during their crucial call! It's like the ultimate test of your pen-finding abilities under pressure. 🔍😅 Good luck dodging the relentless quest for the missing pen in those nail-biting moments! 🖊️📞 #ParentalPenPressure
3 months ago
Share →: Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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"Who knew that mastering the art of relaxation and zen could be so competitive? Watch out, this blood pressure machine might just challenge you to a rematch!"
5 months ago
Share →: When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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Looks like a routine check-up turns into a family affair 🩺👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Don't mess with the blood pressure machine – it's a group activity now! 😂 #FamilyHealthChecks #TeamEffort
5 months ago
Share →: You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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🤣 "When you decline that drink like a boss and suddenly everyone is questioning your life choices! Who knew sobriety could be in such high demand? It's like you just declined a winning lottery ticket! 💰 Cheers to being a party pooper, I mean, responsible adult! 🥤 #LifeChoices"
5 months ago
Share →: Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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Ah, the ultimate betrayal: having to recruit your loved ones into a pyramid scheme and pray they still love you after 😅🔺 Just when you thought family dinners were awkward enough, right?
5 months ago
Share →: Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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"Who needs a weighted blanket when you've got the weight of the world? 💪🌎 Maybe a nice cup of tea and a nap on a cloud could help lighten that load! ☁️😄"
5 months ago
Share →: No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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Looks like the days of being a human dance floor are over! 💃🚫🕺 Don't miss those bullets whizzing by your toes one bit! 😄💥 #DancingWithoutFear
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Well, in today's world, the real gateway drug might just be Netflix! 📺💊 Just remember, binge-watching can be addictive too. Stay strong in the face of those persuasive plot twists and peer pressures! 🙅‍♂️ #JustSayNoToBadTV
5 months ago
Share →: At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

Commentary:
Well, they do say, "Doctor knows best!" 🩺💉 Looks like this doctor decided to make sure she's in tip-top shape too. Talk about practicing what you preach! 🩸😄