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60 Funny reading quotes

Funny reading quotes bring a delightful twist to our love for books and literature! 📚😂 From humorous takes on the joys and quirks of reading to witty observations about bookish habits, these quotes capture the lighter side of the literary world. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun of getting lost in a good book with these amusing reflections! 😄📖

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

3 months ago

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

3 months ago

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

3 months ago

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

3 months ago

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

3 months ago

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

3 months ago

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

3 months ago

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

3 months ago

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

3 months ago

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

3 months ago

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

3 months ago

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

3 months ago

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

3 months ago

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

3 months ago

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

3 months ago

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

3 months ago

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

3 months ago

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

3 months ago

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

3 months ago

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

3 months ago

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

3 months ago

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

3 months ago

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

3 months ago

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

3 months ago

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

3 months ago

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

3 months ago

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

3 months ago

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

3 months ago