130 Funny reading quotes

• I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

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  1 week ago

  book, horny, humor, i, lifestyle, reading, self-awareness, should, something, start, toxic

• The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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  1 week ago

  5, am, bed, bedtime, before, book, humor, i, insomnia, late, late night, me, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, read, reading, sleep, sleepy, thing, whole, worth

• After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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  1 week ago

  advice, after, amount, back, book, books, bookshelf, cut, decision, hearing, humor, i, listen, listening, people, reading, too

• Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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  1 week ago

  across, book, brain, character, character name, characters, coming, confusion, every, humor, just, know, name, pronounce, pronunciation, reading, rest, time

• Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

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  1 week ago

  activity, bible, Bible parody, humor, joke, night, night activity, old, parody, pun, read, reading, testicle, tonight, wordplay

• Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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  1 week ago

  class, education, ending, hello, homework, humor, i, leave, lecture, main, movie, only, point, professor, reach, reading, right, sarcasm, student, timing, yell, yelling

• Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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  1 week ago

  ad, ads, book, books, cool, entertainment, humor, media, reading

• I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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  1 week ago

  again, book, books, distraction, finish, going, humor, i, internet, procrastination, reading, soon, start

• I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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  1 week ago

  age, am, back, daily, daily habit, day, every, front, habit, humor, i, newspaper, old, read, reading, single

• It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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  1 week ago

  bet, humor, i, leg, magic, post, posture, reading, top

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