Funny quotes reference

27 Funny reference quotes

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

2 weeks ago

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

1 month ago

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

1 month ago

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

2 months ago

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

3 months ago

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

3 months ago

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

3 months ago

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

3 months ago

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

3 months ago

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

3 months ago

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

3 months ago

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

3 months ago

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

3 months ago

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

3 months ago

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

3 months ago

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

3 months ago

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

3 months ago

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

3 months ago

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

3 months ago

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

3 months ago