30 Funny reference quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.
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  1 month ago

  View →: It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.
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  2 months ago

  View →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.
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  2 months ago

  View →: You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?
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  3 months ago

  View →: Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.
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  3 months ago

  View →: For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.
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  4 months ago

  View →: British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”
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  4 months ago

  View →: You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?
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  4 months ago

  View →: This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.
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  5 months ago

  View →: In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?
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  5 months ago

  View →: At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…
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  5 months ago

  View →: I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.
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  5 months ago

  View →: For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?
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  5 months ago

  View →: If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Ramen is just anime spaghetti.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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