48 Funny regret quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'Never mind, it's only 10 bucks' turning into 'Wait, why is my bank account crying?' 💸😂 Remember, it's all fun and games until you check your credit card statement! 💳🔍"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the brutal fashion critics have spoken! 😂👗 Just remember, those teens might be whispering about your awesome sense of style… or where you got that top from! 😉 #FashionPolice"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the vicious cycle of late-night regrets 😅🌙 It's like a sequel that you never asked for, starring you as the protagonist every single night! Here's to hoping for a plot twist where you become an early bird 🐦, or at least invest in more under-eye concealer! 😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs liquid courage when you have a permanent residence in Regretsville? 🙈📱 No alcohol required for this wild ride of embarrassing texts! Just pure, unfiltered shame delivered straight to your inbox. Cheers to that sober regret! 🍷😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

  Commentary:
  📖 "I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir" sounds like the chronicles of every Monday morning decision ever made! We've all been there – hindsight is 20/20, but sometimes foresight is just a little blurry! Can't wait to read about the adventurous escapades and questionable choices that led to this captivating title! 😂✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic case of past self vs current self showdown! 🕰️🥊 It's never a dull moment when you're your own worst enemy in a time-travel crisis. Just remember, if you do end up punching yourself, don't be surprised if you get a sassy comeback from future you! 😆👊 #TimeTravelTroubles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

  Commentary:
  Looks like you had a lesson in 'sleepconomics'! 😴💰 Never underestimate the priceless value of those precious minutes of shut-eye! Perhaps you can negotiate a 'sleep reimbursement' with your teacher next time! 😉📚 #SleepDebt #TeacherTales

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a tattoo that serves as a cautionary tale! 💸💉 Perhaps a permanent reminder that financial decisions should not be left to impulse… or the urge to get inked! 😂"

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