54 Funny restaurant quotes

• Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

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  5 hours ago

  black, black T-shirt, casual, casual wear, clothing, dining, fine, fine dining, hair, humor, i, mind, owner, pet, pet hair, pet owner, restaurant, t-shirt, wear

• My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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  7 hours ago

  delicious, delicious food, food, food lover, future, future husband, humor, hunger, hungry, husband, i, know, lover, lucky, never, relationship, restaurant, restaurants, stay

• Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

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  13 hours ago

  Coca Cola, conflict, even, humor, irony, peace, Pepsi, restaurant, rivalry, same, want, world, world peace

• The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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  15 hours ago

  chip, chips, different, eating, food, humor, i, pizza, restaurant, snack, starter, wait, waiting, while

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

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  15 hours ago

  advice, care, dog, funny advice, grocery, grocery store, hear, home, hour, humor, i, know, needs, pet, pet care, restaurant, stay, store

• The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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  18 hours ago

  basic, comical, cost, costs, dining, fact, fast, fast food, food, humor, inflation, meal, price, restaurant

• Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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  1 day ago

  communication, guys, i, just, last, late, late reply, message, night, reply, restaurant, saw, socializing, sorry, still, text, text message

• Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

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  2 weeks ago

  car, car key, cutting, joke, key, keys, restaurant, roadhouse, steak, substitute, Texas, Texas Roadhouse, utensil, utensil substitute

• Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

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  3 weeks ago

  date, different, funny date, Hooters, humor, joke, night, night off, restaurant, taking, waitress

• Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

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  2 months ago

  booster, conversation, dimly, dimly-lit, drink, getting, good, heal, healing, lit, me, mood, mood booster, relaxation, restaurant, right, socializing, tipsy

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