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Funny restaurant quotes serve up a delicious blend of humor and dining experiences! 🍽️😂 From comical encounters with waitstaff to amusing observations about food and ambiance, these quotes add a playful twist to our culinary adventures. Whether you’re reminiscing about a memorable meal or just need a laugh over your next order, funny restaurant quotes are the perfect appetizer for your day. 😄🍔

3 weeks ago
View →: They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.
4 weeks ago
View →: She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.
2 months ago
View →: The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.
3 months ago
View →: Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.
3 months ago
View →: Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.
4 months ago
View →: The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.
4 months ago
View →: It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.
4 months ago
View →: All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.
4 months ago
View →: Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.
5 months ago
View →: You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.
5 months ago
View →: My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.
5 months ago
View →: Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.
5 months ago
View →: When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.
5 months ago
View →: Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.
5 months ago
View →: 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.
5 months ago
View →: Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.
5 months ago
View →: Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.
5 months ago
View →: The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.
5 months ago
View →: Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.
5 months ago
View →: There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).
5 months ago
View →: Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.
5 months ago
View →: Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.
5 months ago
View →: I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.
5 months ago
View →: It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.
5 months ago
View →: I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.
5 months ago
View →: I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”
5 months ago
View →: I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.
5 months ago
View →: The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.
5 months ago
View →: Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?
5 months ago
View →: I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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