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32 Funny restaurant quotes

Funny restaurant quotes serve up a delicious blend of humor and dining experiences! 🍽️😂 From comical encounters with waitstaff to amusing observations about food and ambiance, these quotes add a playful twist to our culinary adventures. Whether you’re reminiscing about a memorable meal or just need a laugh over your next order, funny restaurant quotes are the perfect appetizer for your day. 😄🍔

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

1 month ago

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

2 months ago

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

2 months ago

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

3 months ago

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

3 months ago

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

3 months ago

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

3 months ago

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

3 months ago

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

3 months ago

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

3 months ago

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

3 months ago

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

3 months ago

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

3 months ago

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

3 months ago

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

3 months ago

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

3 months ago

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

3 months ago

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

3 months ago

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

3 months ago

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

3 months ago