54 Funny restaurant quotes

• Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

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  5 days ago

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• Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

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  5 days ago

  date, different, funny date, Hooters, humor, joke, night, night off, restaurant, taking, waitress

• Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

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  6 days ago

  booster, conversation, dimly, dimly-lit, drink, getting, good, heal, healing, lit, me, mood, mood booster, relaxation, restaurant, right, socializing, tipsy

• Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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  6 days ago

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• French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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  7 days ago

  bullshit, changing, day, du, food, french, humor, joke, jour, keep, language, restaurant, soup, soup du jour, translation

• Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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  7 days ago

  conversation, font, humor, kind, me, menu, question, questions, restaurant, waitress

• It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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  1 week ago

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• If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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  1 week ago

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• You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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  1 week ago

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• No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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  1 week ago

  buffalo, buffalo wing, ever, food, humor, me, nap, restaurant, sarcasm, single, support, waitress, wet, wet nap, wing, wings

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