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  • My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.
  • Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I ...
  • It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on ...
  • Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.
  • I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationshi...
  • My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just...
  • Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to r...
  • I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.
  • My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried...
  • If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest y...

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