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- Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.
- I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.
- Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.
- If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.
- Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.
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- Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.
- I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.
- Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.
- If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.
- Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.
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