Funny quotes retirement

11 Funny retirement quotes

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I think I'm closer to retirement than to a relationship.

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it's not.

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025