Funny road trip quotes

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: "Oh crap, moving again!"

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Having to pee when you're driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you're driving is even more problematic.

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Don’t let me drive if you're gonna scream every time we almost die.

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025