Funny roommate quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like their job is just opening packages! 📦😂 #ProfessionalUnwrapper"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the bright side of modern problems! 🤦‍♂️🔒 Who knew managing light could be this illuminating? 😂 #PasswordProtectedLightbulbs

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

  Commentary:
  "Living with a cat is like having a fuzzy little diva as a flatmate 🐱 They'll grace you with their presence when it suits them, but don't count on any Netflix marathons together! 😉 #CatRoommateWoes"

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