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6 days ago
Share →: Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

Commentary:
"When you're the CEO of your own drama club! 🎭🙈 #SelfSabotageStrikesAgain"
1 month ago
Share →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Commentary:
"3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"
2 months ago
Share →: If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: New season, same chaos, but with extra sprinkles of creativity! 😅🎢💡 #LifeRemix"
2 months ago
Share →: Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Commentary:
"Men: the ultimate plot twist in the story of your life! 📖🤷‍♂️ They'll mess things up, vanish like a mysterious character, and then suddenly reappear to give the plot another twist. It's like they're the unpredictable plot twist you never saw coming! 🔄😄 #MenWillMen"
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Commentary:
"Don't wait around for someone else to rain on your parade 🌧️ Be your own little storm cloud and sprinkle some chaos into your day! ⛈️ Who needs negativity from others when you can create your own special blend of chaos and charm? 😉 #TakeCharge #RuinWithStyle"
3 months ago
Share →: Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Commentary:
"Big round of applause to me 👏 for single-handedly taking the 'self-sabotage' game to a whole new level! Who needs enemies when you've got yourself, am I right? 🤦‍♂️💥 #selfdestructivegenius"
5 months ago
Share →: Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Commentary:
"Men: the true masters of causing chaos and confusion, yet somehow managing to stay relevant in the digital age 🕵️‍♂️📱 #GhostedYetLiked"
5 months ago
Share →: There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Commentary:
"Ah, fame, the fickle lover that some handle with grace, while others turn it into a messy breakup on live TV 🌟🚫💔 #FameGameMishaps"
5 months ago
Share →: How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Commentary:
Well, you could always start with, "Oh, by the way, thank you for adding that unexpected plot twist to my life story! 🙃" Sometimes a sprinkling of sarcasm and a dash of humor can ease the sting of a harsh reality! 😅
5 months ago
Share →: Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate betrayal in the eyes of our loyal furry friends! 🐶💦It's all fun and games until the bath comes out, then suddenly we become the villain in their eyes! 😂 #DoggyDrama"