33 Funny ruin quotes

• Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

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  1 week ago

  4, 4 p.m., appointment, day, introvert, nothing, p.m., ruin, ruins

• Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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  2 weeks ago

  again, back, break, comeback, figure, health, humor, ID, irony, media, mental, mental health, ruin, self-deprecation, social, social media, Twitter

• Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, fashion, good, humor, panty, ruin, style, sundress

• Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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  2 months ago

  career, drug, drug test, drugs, humor, ruin, test, testing, tests, workplace

• Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, expensive, food, food humor, growing, here, humor, i, ketchup, lifestyle, me, money, obsession, relatable, ruin, think

• If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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  2 months ago

  activity, credit, credit score, ever, financial, fun, fun activity, humor, i, identity, identity theft, just, justice, mischievous, pay, prank, revenge, ruin, sarcasm, score, stole, theft

• It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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  2 months ago

  3am, balance, comedy, deprivation, healing, health, hours, humor, insomnia, late, late hours, late night, life, life balance, night, ruin, self-care, sleep, sleep deprivation, stay, unfortunately

• If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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  2 months ago

  again, differently, humor, i, ideas, life, new, new ideas, over, reflection, regret, ruin, self-deprecating

• Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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  2 months ago

  back, comeback, humor, irony, life, men, relationship, ruin, story, whole

• Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

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  2 months ago

  day, humor, let, man, responsibility, ruin, sarcasm, self-deprecation

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