19 Funny ruin quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

  Commentary:
  "Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

  Commentary:
  "When you're the CEO of your own drama club! 🎭🙈 #SelfSabotageStrikesAgain"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

  Commentary:
  "3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: New season, same chaos, but with extra sprinkles of creativity! 😅🎢💡 #LifeRemix"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

  Commentary:
  "Men: the ultimate plot twist in the story of your life! 📖🤷‍♂️ They'll mess things up, vanish like a mysterious character, and then suddenly reappear to give the plot another twist. It's like they're the unpredictable plot twist you never saw coming! 🔄😄 #MenWillMen"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Don't wait around for someone else to rain on your parade 🌧️ Be your own little storm cloud and sprinkle some chaos into your day! ⛈️ Who needs negativity from others when you can create your own special blend of chaos and charm? 😉 #TakeCharge #RuinWithStyle"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

  Commentary:
  "Big round of applause to me 👏 for single-handedly taking the 'self-sabotage' game to a whole new level! Who needs enemies when you've got yourself, am I right? 🤦‍♂️💥 #selfdestructivegenius"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

  Commentary:
  "Men: the true masters of causing chaos and confusion, yet somehow managing to stay relevant in the digital age 🕵️‍♂️📱 #GhostedYetLiked"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, fame, the fickle lover that some handle with grace, while others turn it into a messy breakup on live TV 🌟🚫💔 #FameGameMishaps"

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