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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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Trending via Facebook:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Spotted on YouTube:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

Spotted on Threads:

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

Going viral on Slack:

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Seen just now on Slack:

Mike is short for Micycle.

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28 shares on Reddit this month:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

24 shares on Threads this month:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

61 shares on Discord this month:

You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

51 shares on Threads this month:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Spotted on Twitch:

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Trending via Reddit:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

Spotted on Messenger:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

Spotted on Threads:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Spotted on Facebook:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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