Commentary:
"Ah, the ambitious space program goals of politicians never fail to reach for the stars…or should I say, the moon? 🌕🚀 Just imagine the moon becoming the next hotspot for vacation destinations – don't forget to pack your space suit! 👨🚀 #MoonMania2020"
Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate flex: running a parody bank account where the only currency is humor and overdraft fees are paid in dad jokes! 💸💰😂 Keep those laugh deposits coming! #BankingOnLaughs"
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, because what every man truly needs is a flannel-covered flask to safely store his knife-infused whiskey 🥃🔪. It's the perfect blend of rugged charm and questionable decision-making skills. Happy holidays, gentlemen! 🎁🤣"
Commentary:
Looks like cancel culture just got a taste of its own medicine! 🚫✨ Time to hit "unsubscribe" on that trend! 😉 #CancelledCulture
Commentary:
"Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"
Commentary:
"Political ads out here like: 'Give us your cash so we can bombard you with more of our delightful propaganda!' 💸🎥 #PayToSuffer"
Commentary:
🔪💼 "Introducing the latest hit sensation: Downtown Stabby! Watch as crime takes a stab at the ordinary in this cutting-edge series. Warning: may cause sharp laughter and pointed suspense! 🔍🚓"
Commentary:
"Agreed! Because let's face it, nothing boosts your mental health like a fresh haircut 💇♂️💇♀️. Who needs therapy when you have a good hair day? 😄 #BadHairDaysAreNotCovered"
Commentary:
"Time Magazine really missed out on a golden opportunity here! 😂 Maybe they could have a 'Worst Person of the Year' edition next time! 🏆🙈"
The new American dream is an alien invasion.
Commentary:
Well, in a world full of student loans and avocado toast, why not shake things up with a little extraterrestrial excitement? 👽🌌 Who needs picket fences and white picket fences when you can have laser beams and intergalactic adventures? Beam me up to that American dream any day! 🚀🇺🇸 #ItCameFromOuterSpace