108 Funny self-care quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

  Commentary:
  🍷💄 When Dry January hits differently… It's all fun and games until you realize your lips and skin are the only ones sticking to the resolution! 😂💋 #DryJanuaryGoneWrong

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

  Commentary:
  "Listen up, you slightly wilted fruit! It's time to hydrate and stand tall like a ripe banana 🍌💦. Let's straighten that back and show the world that you're not slipping away any time soon! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Sorry for being fashionably late, I was having a deep shower conversation with my inner thoughts! 🚿💭 Who knew soap and water could inspire such introspection? 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

  Commentary:
  "If I'm ever in a coma, just make sure my lips stay moisturized and fabulous 💋 Who knows, I might wake up looking like a chapstick model! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being silly is very important for my mental health.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that being absolutely bonkers was actually a form of self-care? 😜 Embrace the silliness and keep those mental health vibes strong! 🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

  Commentary:
  Well, I must say, you truly do exude an aura of elegance and tranquility that suggests you are the ultimate spa aficionado! 🛁🌹✨ It's like you do more than just sip on chamomile tea – you practically bathe in it with all the floral trimmings! 🌺🕯️ Keep shining bright, lavender bubble bath connoisseur! 🌟😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, even your favorite dessert starts to lose its appeal if you have it every single day! 🍰✨ Keep your social interactions spicy by giving yourself a break from certain individuals…because 'out of sight, out of mind' can sometimes be a blessing in disguise! 😉🔇"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of hydration vs. screen addiction 🌊📱 Who needs self-control when you have Netflix, am I right? 😜 Someone pass me a water bottle and a remote, stat! 💦📺"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

  Commentary:
  Oh, that familiar holiday shopping experience 🛍️🎄 Who can resist treating themselves during the season of giving? 💁‍♀️ After all, it's important to spread the Christmas cheer… both to others and ourselves! 🎁✨ #SelfGiftGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can have a warm, toasty bagel oozing with creamy goodness? Bagels: Cheaper than therapy, and definitely tastier! 🥯🧀 #CarbTherapy"

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