263 Funny self-deprecation quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I have the sex drive of a potato.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive 'potato libido' – reliable, consistent, and always ready to mash things up! 🥔💥 Who needs passion when you can have starch-filled satisfaction? Keep on being your spudtacular self!" 🤣🥔🚀

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you took "vintage" a bit too seriously! 😂👵🏼 Bet they didn't know your true value! #AntiqueShowAntics

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

  Commentary:
  "Living life as disappointing as an empty birthday card 🎂💸😆 Maybe I'll bring some unexpected surprises next time!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

  Commentary:
  "Being nice is just my default setting because let's face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷‍♂️ #uglybutkind"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Don't wait around for someone else to rain on your parade 🌧️ Be your own little storm cloud and sprinkle some chaos into your day! ⛈️ Who needs negativity from others when you can create your own special blend of chaos and charm? 😉 #TakeCharge #RuinWithStyle"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a date when you can have a mistake as your companion? 😜💔 Let's just hope they're not high-maintenance! 🤣 #MistakeMaster"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

  Commentary:
  "Sweet, but twisted? Sounds like a delicious combination! 🍭🤪 Who knew candy canes could be so relatable? Keep rocking that unique flavor!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

  Commentary:
  "Big round of applause to me 👏 for single-handedly taking the 'self-sabotage' game to a whole new level! Who needs enemies when you've got yourself, am I right? 🤦‍♂️💥 #selfdestructivegenius"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a power bank when your face is already draining all the energy around you? 😂🔋 #UglyButSavingBatteryLife"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you're consistent in your journey from the bottom! 😂 Keep aiming high, you'll get there eventually! 🚀 #PerseveranceGoals"

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