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300 Funny self-deprecation quotes

Funny self-deprecation quotes are all about laughing at yourself with a big dose of humor! πŸ˜†πŸ™ƒ Whether it’s poking fun at your quirks, embracing your flaws, or just owning your awkwardness, these quotes show that sometimes the best way to make people laugh is to make fun of yourself. Remember: laughter is the best way to keep it real! πŸ˜‚πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸŽ€

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

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