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1 month ago
Share →: Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Commentary:
"Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"
1 month ago
Share →: It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Commentary:
"Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"
3 months ago
Share →: If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

Commentary:
"Sure, just describe me as 'Last seen at the fridge' instead 🍔🍟😄 #MissingNotLost"
3 months ago
Share →: A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Commentary:
"Who needs a makeover when you have Photoshop to save the day? 💁‍♂️💻 Say goodbye to bad hair days and hello to flawless selfies! 😜 #FilterGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Commentary:
Oh mirror, mirror on the wall, why you gotta make me feel so small? 💔 Maybe the mirror needs some glasses to see how truly fabulous you are! 💁‍♀️ Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and sometimes that beholder needs a reality check! 😂 Mirror, mirror, go easy on my ego next time! 🪞 #MirrorMirrorOnTheWall #BodyShamingDrama
3 months ago
Share →: I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Commentary:
"Looks like the party got crashed by a bonfire of self-doubt! 🔥😅 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and maybe you just need some better lighting! 💡😉"
4 months ago
Share →: I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Commentary:
"Who needs airbrushed perfection when you can have relatable chaos? I want to see models rocking those 'just survived a Monday' vibes on fashion websites – give me the true mirror image of my daily struggles, but make it fashion!"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Commentary:
"Remember, dirty hair, clean heart! 💁‍♀️✨ Embrace the messy bun and let your inner fabulousness shine through, regardless of what those unruly thoughts may say! 🌟 #BadHairDayConfidence"
5 months ago
Share →: Double chins are better than double faces.

Commentary:
"Double chins: making face-swapping selfies uncomfortable since whenever 😅👥 #ChinWins #OneFaceIsEnough"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Commentary:
Don't worry, not everyone can pull off the toothpick swagger like a cowboy in a wild west movie. 🤠 Keep rockin' your own style – maybe start with a grilled cheese sandwich in hand instead! 🧀🤪 #ChewingMySnackNotToothpick