37 Funny self-image quotes

• You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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  44 minutes ago

  awkwardness, cool, fitness, humor, perception, running, self-image, think, video, yourself

• I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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  6 hours ago

  appearance, casual, confidence, day, humor, impressed, just, public, self-image, ugly

• I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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  9 hours ago

  beach, body, fitness, humor, self-image, snowman, winter

• I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

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  13 hours ago

  appearance, camera, hope, humor, i, me, mirror, photography, reflection, self-image, version

• Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

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  14 hours ago

  call, Facetime, funny observation, humility, humor, observation, screenshot, seeing, self-image, technology, video, video call, yourself

• In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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  15 hours ago

  every, financial, financial status, humor, i, image, imagination, myself, never, poor, poverty, self, self-image, status, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

• It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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  1 month ago

  attractive, attractiveness, bridge, change, comparison, cool, flattering, friend, humor, image, insecurity, jump, less, me, myself, perception, photo, seeing, self, self-image, want

• There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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  2 months ago

  always, body, body image, contortion, humor, humor quote, image, keep, new, perspective, self-acceptance, self-image, self-view, view, yourself

• I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, consider, current, humor, i, joke, last, me, picture, self-image, selfie, taken, ten, time, where

• “Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, close, dating, eyes, humor, i, mirrors, past, self-awareness, self-esteem, self-image, walk

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