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27 Funny self-image quotes

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Double chins are better than double faces.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025