88 Funny self-improvement quotes

• Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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  2 weeks ago

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• For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

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  4 weeks ago

  Christmas, confusion, figure, holiday, humor, ID, life, self-improvement, wish

• I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

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  1 month ago

  after, doom, doom scroll, humor, i, improve, improvement, life, little, media, procrastination, scroll, self, self-improvement, social, social media, yes

• Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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  2 months ago

  disappointment, every, Friday, getting, humor, i, life, motivation, plans, procrastination, self-improvement, together, weekend

• All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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  2 months ago

  attractiveness, being, care, financial, financial stability, getting, humor, i, priorities, self-improvement, sexier, stability, stable

• Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

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  2 months ago

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• If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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  2 months ago

  amusement, annoyance, annoyed, attitude, emotion, enter, figure, God, hack, humor, improvement, life, life hack, mindset, mode, motivation, much, positivity, pretty, self, self-improvement, state

• Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

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  2 months ago

  adult, crush, dating, embarrassing, embarrassment, forging, having, hobby, humor, learn, literally, maturity, old, self-improvement, sword, sword forging, too

• I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

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  2 months ago

  getting, humor, i, life, motivation, procrastination, self-improvement, shit, stress, together

• The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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  2 months ago

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