85 Funny self-improvement quotes

• What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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  2 months ago

  beginner, beginner hobby, being, getting, getting started, happiness, happy, hobby, humor, just, question, self-improvement, someone, started

• Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

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  2 months ago

  AOL, canceled, control, humor, internet, joke, life, life control, procrastination, self-improvement, subscription, technology, today

• My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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  2 months ago

  always, hard, hard way, humor, improvement, learning, lesson, lessons, life, life lesson, mistake, move, self, self-improvement, signature, signature move

• It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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  2 months ago

  better, casual, casual tone, else, except, growth, humor, improvement, lol, motivation, nothing, personal, personal growth, self, self-improvement, tone, version, yourself

• About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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  2 months ago

  exercise, fitness, four, humor, i, minutes, motivation, personality, procrastination, run, running, self-improvement, want, work

• The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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  2 months ago

  5, break, career, career break, enlightenment, gap, humor, i, job, job gap, meditation, reach, resume, resume gap, self-improvement, trying

• They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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  2 months ago

  change, huge, humor, improvement, instant, instant payoff, invent, lifestyle, lifestyle change, motivation, payoff, self, self-improvement, should, small, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

• Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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  2 months ago

  encouragement, good, health, humor, i, job, me, mental, mental health, praise, saying, self-esteem, self-improvement, self-talk, therapist, therapy, thing, yay

• I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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  2 months ago

  awesome, coffee, confidence, evolution, humor, i, motivation, need, positivity, self-improvement, state

• I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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  2 months ago

  attractive, confidence, delusional, going, humor, i, sarcasm, self-deception, self-improvement, vanity

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